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    How to screw an alien by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)  

    31 Mar 2026

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    Rocky realizes he is in love with Ryland, and after confessing he learns a lot about how Ryland's biology works.
    Later, Ryland visits Erid and Adrian learns about Ryland's biology.

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    A Better Way to Deal With Very Big Feelings by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    31 Oct 2024

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    Peter's so fucking pissed all the time, and there's nothing he can do about it. Everyone's just so breakable—except you know who isn't? (Peter is full of turmoil, of course, but Deadpool is committed to the cause.)

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    School and work (everything, really) have been making Peter so angry, and his spider instincts are clamoring for an outlet. But Peter can't act on any of the urges plaguing his thoughts. He'd be— it'd make him a monster. But then along comes Wade, who makes jokes about Spiderman's pent-up rage, wants to help him relieve it... through "nontraditional" means. He can't be serious, right?

    Spoiler alert: he is.

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    Drive It Like You Stole It by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    01 Jan 2026

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    a hockey injury makes ilya curious

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    Dog by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    22 Dec 2025

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    “Should call you the Ottawa Puppies,” says the Toronto centre, Svensson. As an insult it makes no sense, so Ilya ignores it, until he continues, “Hear Hollander keeps you on a short leash.”

    Ilya is the captain, so if anything, he should be holding the leash. In English, you can be singular or plural, but he knows what Svensson is trying to say. He is saying Ilya Rozanov, you are Hollander’s bitch.

    “Only sometimes,” Ilya replies, grinning. He wins the face off.

    OR: Ilya trains himself to be a very, very good guard dog for Shane.

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    MONTREAL vs OTTAWA - Online by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    29 Dec 2025

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    hailey @shanesmylife:
    omg jj try not to draw a penalty challenge

    ale @oliviasvers
    I’m 24 and SCARED of the ottawa power play

    → Kate @KateMontreal
    Sometimes I look at Rozanov and I just can’t tell if he has a foot fetish or not.

    →→ ale @oliviasvers
    yeah this just isn’t a normal thought

    aka a look on twitter during ilyas first game in ottawa vs montreal

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    30 Dec 2025