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    Draco Malfoy thought his life after the war would be spent burying himself in Unspeakable studies while the world outside the Department of Mysteries forgets about his existence. Instead, he finds himself hurled back to his third year at Hogwarts.
    As if puberty and Potter weren't enough to contend with, now he’s on a secret mission to catch a rat and clear his disgraced uncle’s name. Honestly, if this is what heroics look like, he’d rather leave it to the Gryffindors.

     

    Or: The no good, completely awful, distressingly unplanned trip down memory lane Draco didn’t ask for.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Kids are the joy of life, cousin Mikoto once said, presenting him with the ugliest, wrinkliest, most eyesoreful infant possible. Itachi opened his eyes then, and, almost as if he could read Obito’s thoughts and decipher the grimace of disgust on his face, started crying and screeching like a captured bijou - Obito would know, he heard that sound many times by now.

    So that was a fucking lie.

    He forces himself not to comment on the armoury that the kid’s bed had become - he can allow Sasuke to keep some paranoia, as a treat - and instead tugs at the covers.

    Three more shuriken and a kunai fall to the floor.

    “I’m happy right here. Can you teach me katon?” Sasuke tells him, as if Obito isn't going through every thing he knows about anger management in his head right now.

    “Kid, seriously,” Obito rubs at his temples, “take it from me, only having training as your hobby will lead to a burnout,” or, to becoming a terrorist that gets thrown into the past against his will.

     

    Or; after the fight with Kaguya, instead of dying, Obito finds himself in the Uchiha compound week post the massacre.
    He ends up taking care of Sasuke.

    Or; Obito repents by becoming a parental figure.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    “I’ve heard there’s been some negotiations regarding Kiri. Word says that they have a new Mizukage.”

    Kushina snorts at that, shakes her head and looks like she’s considering banging it on the table until it breaks.

    “Sure. Sure.” She waves money in the air, asking for some more ramen. She doesn’t drink in front of Kakashi, because she considers him a "child" and therefore a "bad companionship to drink with".

    “Is he that bad?”

    “Deadlast of his class,” she says, laughing hysterically. “I would’ve never considered him to be a skilled politician, and yet, here we are,” she spreads her arms, “a world full of fucking surprises!”

     

    Rin survives Kakashi's chidori turning her into a shish kebab. They both try to pick up the pieces of innocence they left behind. Also, there are strange things happening around them.

    Or; after the finale, Obito gets yoinked and thrown back in time, seconds before Rin's death.

    Or, or; Obito's about to become everyone's problem. Especially Kakashi's.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    He warned them. Repeatedly. Kakashi didn’t want a genin team. Kakashi had no idea of what to do with a genin team. He was self-aware enough to know he wasn’t quite right in the head. He should not be trusted with a bunch of children.

    But did the Sandaime hear him? No, because the Sandaime wasn’t Minato-sensei and the old man never listened to him. And he went ahead with the brilliant idea of saddling him with his dead sensei’s son, Itachi’s little brother, and a kunoichi who was so much a cannon fodder that she had a literal target on her bright red dress.

    He would not be blamed for the shitshow that was about to start.

    OR.

    Kakashi only knows how to teach three things: survival, assassination, and pretending to be normal. Good thing that's exactly what his cute little genins need to learn. And if they also learned how to be a family in the process, well, that's just a bonus.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    Kakashi is back in the past, he is supposed to be dead.

    Instead, he has been given Uchiha Obito's script.

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    There’s an Akatsuki member called Sukea who is mystifyingly familiar to Team Minato.

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    18 Jun 2026