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A Knock at the Door by That_Is_Americas_Ass
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
02 Jul 2025
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After two lifetimes, Bilbo thought all he could ask for had been granted when Yavanna herself seemed to have given him a second chance at life. Who would have ever guessed that his entire life could change once again by a simple knock on the door.
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Join Rogue and the other X-Men as they journey through the challenges of growing up, facing the past, fighting new foes and hopefully coming out on top with minimal damage inflicted!
Follow the X-Men Evolution series from beginning to end, with new faces, different backstories, a truckload of angsty feels that would have most seeking out professional help, and let's not forget the sarcastic wit and humor that is sure to follow. With Professor Xavier leading their way, the young X-Men learn to use their powers, fight for mutant rights, and even perhaps make some new friends. Featuring; a slightly older, more badass Rogue, a much better Magneto than the show gave us, and a far worse Mystique because we gotta have a villain! Oh, and don't forget about the abundance of trauma!
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- Part 1 of Evolutionary Changes
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Do you believe in the afterlife? In that dark abyss beyond the veil? Do you believe what you're seeing is real, or is it simply a figment of your imagination? There are things that go bump in the night, as the teenagers of Hawkins know all too well. However, the terrors of Upside Down aren't the only monsters lurking in about in the world, and for Maxine Mayfield, those monsters appear all too human.
Struggling for answers while having her world turned upside down, Max's life takes a drastic spiral not only after the Independence Day fire but also after she unwillingly admits to the world that her brother isn't completely gone. At least, that's what she believes.
Or does she?
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- Part 2 of Something's Wrong With Max
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Bullies, Bandages and Big Brothers by That_Is_Americas_Ass
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
07 Aug 2023
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Throughout her life, Max had had to deal with bullies occasionally targeting her for a multitude of reasons, but she never expected to have to put up with them in Hawkins. Troy and Cade were two of the school's stereotypical bullies, always bringing others down to make themselves look good, and even after so many months of living in Hawkins, Max was still deemed the "new girl". It wasn't really a big deal. She could handle a couple of asshole kids her age. She didn't need help, especially not her brother's considering he had been doing so much better lately and he would just overreact anyway.
However, when Troy's taunting goes a step too far one night, Max begins to wish she'd told Billy...
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- Part 15 of Stranger Drabbles
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Charles doesn't have to be a telepath to see the struggles of those around him. He doesn't have to be psychic to see past the secrets and the whispers roaming the mansion. If one simply knew what to look for, the clandestine deeds taking place in the shadows of Xavier’s institute became quite clear.
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This will end up being a short series of random drabbles that I can't get out of my head. Main focus will be Billy, Max and Steve, my all time favorites. Most will be non-compliant to S3 of Stranger Things. Each one-shot is a single chapter, no multi-chapters or crossovers.
I hope to post a new one at least once or twice a week until the series is complete!
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After the Battle of the Five Armies, Bilbo stays in Erebor and slowly finds a place for himself to fit in. As more dwarrow move back to the mountain and daily life resumes, Thorin has pushback from the older council members to find a Consort or his One before his coronation. He accepts every person who proposes courtship. Each suitor must complete a series of tasks to prove they are worthy and should be Thorin’s Consort. After frustration takes hold, Bilbo offers his help to the king, and they both discover something about themselves through the adventure.
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01 Jul 2026
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Bound by Braids and Oaths by TheBlueBlues
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
08 Nov 2025
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After centuries of enmity and misunderstanding, the fates of Thorin Oakenshield and Thranduil, King of the Woodland Realm, become entwined in ways neither could have foreseen. What begins as resentment—Thorins' deep-seated anger toward Thranduil for not aiding his people when Smaug took Erebor—slowly shifts into something else entirely.
Through battles fought side by side, wounds tended, and unspoken truths revealed, Thorin comes to learn the depth of Thranduil’s burdens, the scars he has hidden, and the impossible patience he has held for over a century. Thranduil, in turn, watches Thorin battle his own demons, the gold sickness, and the weight of his crown.
A promise was made—if Thorin could free himself from his sickness and honour his debts, then Thranduil would hear him. And now, in the wake of war and hardship, with Erebor and Dale rebuilding, they find themselves standing at the precipice of something fragile and undeniable.
With dwarven braids woven by elven hands, whispered words in Khuzdul and Sindarin alike, and an intimacy neither of them ever expected, Thorin and Thranduil must navigate what it means to be bound—not by hatred, but by something far stronger.
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01 Jul 2026
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In Memory by Anki_Shai
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
26 Jun 2020
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He saved him at a great price, his memory of what had happened between them was ripped from him. The payment for his sin was to love without being loved.
In the anniversary of the defeating of Smaug Thorin is present with a marriage proposal, just as the dreams of the past come to haunt him and show him where his real happiness lies.
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28 Jun 2026
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Fly Away Home! by Mozarts Fantasy (MozartsFantasy)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
07 Aug 2017
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'How did it come to this?' Bilbo asked himself as he raised Sting once more, panting from exertion and fever as he fended off the orc's blow... arms trembling from the effort.
Had he managed to make it all this way only to be cut down just as the lonely mountain finally came into view? Glancing toward the tree where he knew his small charges to be hiding the lone hobbit summoned what was left of his strength and raced forward... a battle cry wrenched itself from his sore throat as his letter opener collided with his opponent’s weapons. If this was how he was going to die then so be it, but he would take as many of the enemy with him as possible! He would protect these children with every ounce of strength that remained in his body, even if it was the last thing he did!
"I'm sorry, Thorin. It looks like I won't be able to apologize after all." With that final thought Bilbo redoubled his efforts, unaware that help was on it's way.
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26 Jun 2026
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Quiet suited him by fortheposterity (without_a_parachute)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
20 Nov 2020
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Bilbo is hurt in the battle of five armies, not Thorin. And Thorin waits patiently for his hobbit to wake.
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25 Jun 2026