1 - 20 of 1,180 Bookmarks by ThatThing___1

Navigation

List of Bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 38

    Tags
    Summary

    His sister grabs him firmly by the shoulders. “Shane Hollander. My brother, my wombmate, my least favourite twin. I literally do. not. care. if you introduce yourself to this boy or not, but you have been yammering about him nonstop for fucking days and you very clearly want to talk to him, so as your older sister–”

    “–I was literally born first–”

    “You were removed first, we both know God wanted me to–”

    “You were breech and tried to take your fucking placenta with you, I don’t think ‘God’–”

    “A girl causes an almost-fatal hemorrhage one time and no one ever lets her fucking forget it! Whatever! The point is that you clearly want to talk to this guy and we just saw him walk over there alone so now is your perfect fucking chance! Just go say hi! Stop overthinking it!”

    “Wow, stop overthinking, what revolutionary advice. Thank you so much for that game-changing fuc–”

    She punches him in the shoulder hard enough to actually hurt. “Okay how about this, fuckface: either you go introduce yourself to him or I will.”

     

    OR: My brain said what if Shane Hollander had a sister, and then all this happened. Bon appetite.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,865
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    102
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    1,181

    17 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “He thinks you like me. ...Do you like me?”
    "...You are difficult to not like. It is very easy to fall for you."

    ---

    Ilya thinks Shane Hollander's boyfriend is an asshole, and he doesn't think that just because he's head over heels in love.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    39,837
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    577
    Kudos:
    3,098
    Bookmarks:
    784
    Hits:
    44,338

    16 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 81

    Tags
    Summary

    Ilya Rozanov's just won another award and yet somehow its Shane who's reaping the rewards, as he returns from the afterparty to his beautiful husband tied up and waiting oh so prettily for him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,355
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    338
    Bookmarks:
    81
    Hits:
    7,867

    15 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 82

    Tags
    Summary

    Ilya could’ve taken the den for himself months ago, back when he was the one working late after hockey practice and Shane was the one leaving protein bars on his keyboard like edible love notes. But no.

    Now Shane got the office, Shane got the late-night calls, hundreds of contracts to read, annotate, and sign, and Shane started saying "mm-hmm" without looking up when Ilya tries to talk his ears out about the homeowners’ association gossip like he was just indulging his perfect little housewife.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,099
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    415
    Bookmarks:
    82
    Hits:
    5,900

    15 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    "He saw the corners of Ilya's lips curve up ever so slightly in that infuriating, tiny hint of a smile. “Goodbye, Shane Hollander.”

    Shane could only ogle as Ilya walked away. Fuck. His ass was fat. This was so bad.

    Shane Hollander, star athlete, D1 hockey team captain, campus heartthrob, was being completely undone by a brooding Slavic art major that he would probably crawl on his fucking knees and bark for."

    --

    Shane is ready for another boring semester where he has to pretend like he cares about anything other than hockey. Until he sits down next to a mysterious Russian art student who also happens to be the hottest guy Shane has ever seen.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,093
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    1,132
    Kudos:
    9,691
    Bookmarks:
    3,218
    Hits:
    111,586

    15 Jul 2026

  6. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Shane Hollander comes out. Half the league shoot their shot online.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,684
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    302
    Kudos:
    10,105
    Bookmarks:
    1,271
    Hits:
    46,502

    14 Jul 2026

  7. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Statistically speaking, there was a very long list on one end which Shane sat solidly at the top of. On the other end, there was a list with only one name on it.

    Shane was the best of everyone Ilya had ever fucked.

    Sasha was the best to ever fuck Ilya.

    Shane would never have gotten two Stanley Cups if he didn’t know how to pivot and change direction when needed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,548
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    270
    Kudos:
    1,145
    Bookmarks:
    245
    Hits:
    9,922

    13 Jul 2026

  8. Public Bookmark 45

    Tags
    Summary

    I’m the king here tonight, Shane thought, so I get to fuck you.

    He gets to fuck Ilya Rozanov here, in Vegas, and nothing can stop him.

    OR: In Vegas, 2014, Shane wins the NHL award. His real prize is Ilya Rozanov.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,038
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    254
    Bookmarks:
    45
    Hits:
    6,821

    13 Jul 2026

  9. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Shane Hollander when asked about speculations of his boyfriend Ilya Rozanov ‘tanking’ on purpose to reunite with him in Providence : “...What? He gets an earful from me every time they send him down. He has lousy puck control and weak defense and needs to work on his shooting accuracy and you think I want it to stay that way? No I don't want my boyfriend to be a joke of a player, I'd like him to put decent enough numbers that he doesn't get moved up and down the NHL and the AHL like an idiot. Now leave me alone.”

    or: Ilya Rozanov is a mediocre fourth liner of the Boston Bears. When he gets outed, the internet theorizes he plays poorly on purpose. His boyfriend isn't amused.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,646
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    513
    Kudos:
    3,755
    Bookmarks:
    759
    Hits:
    21,515

    11 Jul 2026

  10. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Cliff watches him squeeze the phone between his cheek and shoulder, lifting the jersey over his head as he continues to talk, a bit distracted now by the multitasking.

    “And was good practice, you know, for when I am your husband."

    Immediately, the locker room goes dead silent. And so does Rozanov, in fact.

    In which Ilya accidentally calls himself Shane's future husband in the middle of the Bears locker room. Worse still, they're not even dating yet.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,943
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    492
    Kudos:
    12,017
    Bookmarks:
    2,435
    Hits:
    80,413

    11 Jul 2026

  11. Public Bookmark *

    Words:
    12,568
    Works:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    366

    10 Jul 2026

  12. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Will turns the box over in his hand— it says “One Wish Willow.”

    OR: Will wishes for a world in which he was allowed to be Mack’s; he wakes up as Mack’s omega…with no way out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,271
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    550
    Kudos:
    1,246
    Bookmarks:
    200
    Hits:
    29,387

    09 Jul 2026

  13. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    "Nearly a decade into knowing him, Ilya has assembled a fairly detailed catalogue of knowledge about Shane—far more in depth than he will ever admit to anyone, especially to Shane himself. Coming to stay at Shane’s cottage for two weeks, Ilya is prepared to fill his mind with as many more facts about Shane as he is capable of committing to memory."

    or

    Ilya is obsessed with noticing things about Shane.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,430
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    1,067
    Bookmarks:
    190
    Hits:
    12,446

    07 Jul 2026

  14. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    An exploration of the first few months of Ilya and Shane’s “official” relationship, featuring Shane’s extremely supportive parents who do not do anything by half measures. Starts in September 2017.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,478
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    365
    Kudos:
    5,907
    Bookmarks:
    1,462
    Hits:
    62,242

    07 Jul 2026

  15. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Several MLH players have their phones hacked.

    Most people find embarrassing photos.

    Ilya Rozanov accidentally leaks five years' worth of sex reviews.

    -

    You know that TikTok trend where people rate how good the sex was in front of their partner?

    Yeah. It's that.

     
    📢📢📢
    UPDATED: (second chapter) July 12, 2026

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,045
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    791
    Kudos:
    19,864
    Bookmarks:
    3,650
    Hits:
    150,742

    07 Jul 2026

  16. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Four months ago, when Shane Hollander agreed to tattoo a tramp stamp on Boston’s star center, Ilya Rozanov, he certainly wasn’t expecting to get an almost-boyfriend out of the ordeal.

    Good thing Ottawa is just a short drive.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,497
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    512
    Kudos:
    5,836
    Bookmarks:
    852
    Hits:
    44,067

    07 Jul 2026

  17. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Shane sees his ex at a cafe and texts what he thinks it’s a dud number to look busy, little does he know it belongs to Ilya. Shane uses the thread to use as a reminder for stuff he has to do. Ilya enjoys reading what this mysterious man does until he gets a text at 3am.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    88
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    1,828
    Kudos:
    12,808
    Bookmarks:
    2,387
    Hits:
    141,829

    07 Jul 2026

  18. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “Go?” Rozanov repeats, and Shane thinks he manages to nod, thinks he manages to spin some kind of excuse that he knows Rozanov doesn’t really buy, but he needs to go. He needs to get out of here. He needs to find somewhere quiet and calm where he can ride out this panic and painful tightness until he can catch his breath again. He needs-

    He needs to go.

    “I’m sorry,” he says, turning heel and resisting the urge to just book it right for the front door only because he’d rather not have to explain to Hayden why he returned from a hookup with Boston Lily in men’s clothes that he certainly didn’t leave in.

    It’s not until he makes it halfway up the stairs to Rozanov’s bedroom that it occurs to him in a cold rush that it isn’t just anxiety that makes it this hard to breathe.

    “No,” he tells himself firmly, white knuckling the bannister and trying to take a deep breath just to prove that he can.

    It wheezes.

    (how the tuna meltdown is averted through the power of food allergies and anaphylaxis)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,169
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    469
    Kudos:
    9,966
    Bookmarks:
    2,252
    Hits:
    70,091

    06 Jul 2026

  19. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “So we meet again,” Ilya shouts, a lazy grin on his face as he peers at Shane from the Ottawa penalty box.

    Shane glares back from Montreal’s penalty box, deadpan look on his face. He’s still fuming—angry that he got called for a practically non-existent penalty, angry that Ilya called for the same stupid penalty, and angrier that they’re both sitting out for the next two minutes of play because of it.

    At least Ilya doesn’t seem too phased by it. In fact, he seems to be enjoying himself.

    “You come here often?” Ilya asks in a flirtatious tone.

    Shane snorts, shaking his head. “Not that often. But I heard you’re here a lot.”

    Ilya spreads his arms. “Ah, but the penalty box is always better when you’re in yours, too. You always look so cute in there. Like a wet kitten.”

    or: five times Shane and Ilya end up in their respective penalty boxes at the same time while playing against each other, plus one time they end up sharing one as teammates.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,727
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    121
    Kudos:
    2,547
    Bookmarks:
    470
    Hits:
    25,880

    06 Jul 2026

  20. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    A second, then a blur. Ilya knocking over one of the kitchen island stools to engulf Shane. His shaking frame holding Shane so tight, Shane felt himself shaking back. He could only hold on back, just as tightly.
    “Please.” Came the strangled voice by his left ear. “Please, tell me.”
    And who was Shane to ever deny a wish of Ilya Rozanov.
    “I’m signing to Ottawa. Tomorrow. If you would want to come with.”
    And then Ilya was shoving him back, holding him close to his face. “Of course. I drive. Of course I come.”
    Or
    Shane, fed up with Montreal, signs to Ottawa before their relationship is revealed. While he doesn't plan on keeping that a secret for long, he asks Ilya to let him get to know the team first, before they come out. To maybe have a normal season. Meanwhile, the rest of the Centaurs are going crazy trying to figure out what is going on between their captain and Shane Hollander and why they keep showing up in the same car??

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,402
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
    10
    Comments:
    3,650
    Kudos:
    17,828
    Bookmarks:
    3,818
    Hits:
    295,245

    05 Jul 2026

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags
Include Bookmarker's Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags
Exclude Bookmarker's Tags

More Options

Word count
Bookmark types
Submit

Clear Filters

Navigation