TeaWithTheHatter
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A Klance Flower shop AU! Based off this prompt: Person A owns a flower shop and person B comes storming in one day, slaps 20 bucks on the counter and says "How do I passive-aggressively say f*** you in flower?"
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Lucifer is in town to debut his children to society - but Ozzie thinks Lucifer needs a second chance debut and a marriage of his own.
Luckily, Lucifer is a genius, so he comes up with the plan to claim he's engaged to a mysterious recluse he's never met, and as long as Alastor stays out of the city, what could go wrong?
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- Part 1 of The Perfect Fake
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18 Jun 2026
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An arrangement of convenience between Alastor and Husk to scratch a purely physical itch rapidly spirals into an unexpected development that neither could have anticipated.
(Full version of my concept by the same name)
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02 Jun 2026
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One evening, Charlie makes them play a game: they have to answer five questions each about the person they are partnered with. The winning team gets to go to a restaurant the next day, while the losing team will have to do the dishes for the upcoming week.
Lucifer doesn't think it's fair that he has to be partnered up with Alastor, when the two other teams are couples. How are they supposed to compete? Not only do they hate each other, Lucifer also has a shitty memory about people!
He resigns himself to washing a lot of dishes in the near future, but they unexpectedly get more and more answers right. Will they, against all odds, not only not lose, but actually win? That would be preposterous, wouldn't it?
By the end of it, Lucifer learns that he knows a lot more about Alastor than he ever imagined, but that only makes him want to find out more.
*Now with a part two from Alastor's PoV! You get to read how their relationship will develop, if that's something that interests you!*
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23 May 2026
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He had crafted it himself, the old fashioned human way. He'd spent sleepless days and nights melting metal and bending it into bars, cutting leather and cloth, and while it looked as human as the process it took, Lucifer was proud. It wasn't his usual favored style- he would have made it gold and red with an extravagant apple pattern cut into the metal rather than plain bars- but he knew Alastor would like this better. It was a gift, for his radio lover, and the relief that washed over him as Alastor took it into his own clawed hands was like a breath of fresh air in the polluted world they lived in.
(On the cusp of a heat, or perhaps even a rut, Alastor is given a gift from the Devil. Basically just radioapple NSFW. Please read tags!!)
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06 May 2026
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My baby said he wants to dance with a ghost (he wants to leave me) by AydenJones (zitaostuck)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
11 May 2024
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There is this man-looking creature who is haunting Lucifer's life. As fickle as a ghost and hotter than a fire, he's everything Lucifer could ask for.
(In which Lucifer ghostbusters his way into a somewhat stable relationship.)Bookmarked by TeaWithTheHatter
02 May 2026