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When Kyle and Cartman made a deal in Fourth grade about who was going to get richer in the future, Kyle didn't expect Cartman to actually remember it 15 years later. So when they meet again and, after a series of events, Cartman rubs it in his face at the most inappropriate time, Kyle decides to make him pay for all the shit he's caused to him during their lives. The problem is, Cartman enjoys it more than he's willing to admit.
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07 Jul 2026
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Hades places one hand over Zag’s head, careful to make the touch soft, barely noticeable. He doubts he’s ever done this, pat his son on the head. Or touched him at all in a manner that did not hurt him. Not in years at least.
(I’m sorry, he does not say.)
With his other hand, he snaps his fingers.
Or: Zagreus is cursed to forget each time he dies.
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02 Jul 2026
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Mystery Work
Part of mewtwosprivatecollection
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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01 Jul 2026
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Over a decade after high school graduation, Cartman finds out that Kyle has an Only Fans page. Obviously, this pisses him off enough to pay for a subscription. Now, Kyle has Cartman right where he wants him.
Except, Kyle starts to discover old secrets that may permanently alter his friendship with Stan.
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Stan plays with fire when he gets in the middle of Kyle and Cartman's relationship.
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01 Jul 2026
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When Cartman starts hooking up with the Imaginationland version of Kyle, everyone just rolls with it. But the real Kyle, naturally, has some concerns. Namely, how it's affecting his feelings towards Cartman. But when he finds out that his horny doppleganger would like to experience a life outside of Cartman's bedroom, they decide to do a Prince and the Pauper style swap.
But will Cartman find out? And would it be the worst thing in the world if he does?
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01 Jul 2026
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Our hearts needs work, I’m scared we’re born to lose by AliensExist_IYA
Fandoms: South Park
09 Jul 2026
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Adult Kyle finds himself living with a much more successful Eric Cartman as a favor.
Unfortunately for him, his brain decided to go into a quarter-life crisis and just make him behave like a horny teenager all over again.
Hopefully he will resist the urges to solve his sexuality dilemma and not ruin his opportunity to live in a place with fantastic water pressure.
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29 Jun 2026
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When Santos is forced to work alongside Langdon on a case, she might have to finally reckon with the fact that maybe they're not so different after all.
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28 Jun 2026
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“Suck my dick, Cartman.” Kyle growls.
“Why? Is that a fucking order?” Cartman laughs dryly.
Kyle blinks, suddenly taken aback by the response. Silence fills the room as Kyle processes what Cartman just said.
It…could be an order.
Kyle smirks, an image of a ten year old Cartman flashing in his brain, waving that stupid contract around in his hand that stated he had to “suck his balls.”
Oh, Cartman and his big, fat mouth.
(Rule #1 when it comes to friend groups: Don't make bets with your stubborn friends. The stakes are always high, and lines will always be crossed).
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28 Jun 2026
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In an instant, Frank's life is shattered into a million tiny pieces and he cuts his knees and hands as he scrambles to pick up every...last...piece. He doesn't expect the willing hands to help him get back on his feet.
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27 Jun 2026
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"I'm a little confused." Danny admits.
Nicholas nods. That's his fault, probably. “This isn’t—it's not a language I know how to speak.”
Danny gives him a funny look. “It isn’t Chinese, is it, Nicholas, you're just…a little worked up, is all."
“Mandarin.” Nicholas corrects, staring at a spot above Danny’s shoulder. "And I just…I'd like for you to tell me how you feel, because I don't know how to…" Nicholas gestures between them, taking another step forward but not daring to cross the rest of the distance, to speak the language that he's never been able to.
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25 Jun 2026
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"I see," Wen Ruohan said, his teeth slightly gritted, his irritation plain and obvious for all to see. "Indeed, I must concede that Sect Leader Nie's saber is finer than the one I own; it is undeniable. Lao Nie, your saber."
He offered it back, plainclothes-wrapped hilt first.
"You do my sect honor," Sect Leader Nie said with a wide grin, accepting the saber. "Our sabers are indeed the finest – and more than that, they get better with each generation. To tell you the truth, my friend: this one isn't mine, but my son's!"
He revealed the hilt, not anything like his own, and laughed, delighted by the joke he had played.
Wen Ruohan’s face contorted, growing pale in what everyone assumed was rage.
It was only later that Lao Nie, at least, recognized that it had been horror.
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23 Jun 2026
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He’s no stranger to violence. It’s the sort of thing that comes with the territory, a necessary part of the job. He’s seen people dead and dying, hurt and sick, angry and broken. He’s seen them all.
Or so he’d thought.
[A short fic exploring Jun-ho's thoughts during that scene, you all know the one. Only he doesn't have a gun, so it goes a little differently.]
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18 Jun 2026
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Blood Bound Brothers by Serpex
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms
09 Aug 2024
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Above all else, Nie Huaisang would sacrifice anything for his brother. At the final stage, he only has one more step in his plan. The final sacrifice is none other than himself. He only hopes that his family guardian is merciful on this day.
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- Part 1 of Niecest Weekend 2024 - Serpex
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31 May 2026
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According to Nie Huaisang’s teachers, there was a small voice in people’s heads that told them what was good and what was bad, and that voice was called the conscience.
Nie Huaisang concluded, after some observation, that this was true – for other people, that was.
Nie Huaisang himself did not appear to suffer from this particular affliction.
(in which Nie Huaisang realized that he was just too greedy to give up either his da-ge’s affection or sex, and in fact would ideally like them both at the same time, and what happened next)
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30 May 2026
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How to Court Your Destiny Lover and Other Misadventures by autumnmycat
Fandoms: .hack//G.U., .hack - All Media Types
06 Jul 2018
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Against all odds, Ryou has started to see Ovan—er, Masato in the real world—romantically. Like, they're sort of dating. It's kind of weird, but at the same time, it's not weird at all. It's exactly how it should be. The only thing they have to do is not completely crash and burn, but knowing Masato, he would never let that happen. After all, Ovan always manages to get what he wants, and Haseo always happens to be just that.
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- Part 1 of The Threshold Betwixt and Between
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26 May 2026
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Or, all my nonsense relating to bug leon. No, I don't know why its infected my brain like this.
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24 May 2026
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Thanatos has always loved Zagreus since he was a child. He just hadn't realized what sort of love it was.
Before he can work it out, he meets a certain god of war, and finds out the hard way.
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22 May 2026
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The creator by Ryoko_chan
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
15 Jun 2024
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You live for him, you'd die for him, but strangely enough, you don't expect him to live for you, nor to die for you.
He is not like you and the rest of your brothers, you soon realize. Maybe because he has too much life in him? You know that he, as a human being, exceeds you. He is more than you. He is someone to be cherished, treasured, revered.
Something like a god.
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A collection of Choso’s thoughts and memories about himself and his brothers.Series
- Part 2 of Agni Sanguine
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20 May 2026
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Favors by MandarinaAzul
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
10 Jul 2024
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Yuuji begins to grow fond of Choso and abuses favors towards him.
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18 May 2026
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"You know, Than, I just realized... you've never called me Your Majesty. Or bowed to me, the way you just did to mother. And father, I suppose."
Thanatos knew it was teasing from the way the upturned corners of his mouth twitched, as if he might burst into laughter at any moment, and the mischief sparking in his eyes. He liked that he could tell these shifts in Zagreus' mood now, because he saw them more often.
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- Part 2 of Hades Ephemera
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16 May 2026