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  1. Rec 21

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    Alastor loves looming over the diminutive Queen of Hell. The fact that he is so much taller than Lucifer is a cosmic joke he will always find funny…at least until she changes the game, or well, her clothes. After a fateful interaction where Alastor realizes he is the perfect height to see down Lucifer's shirt and accidentally gets a peek of her ample bosom, he realizes he might just like a bit more than just tormenting her daily.

    If Cheri and Angel just so happen to see this and encourage Lucifer to use her body to fluster the Radio Demon, well, they aren’t gonna tell.

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    The one where Lucifer’s tits make Alastor super fucking horny, and the queen realizes she may like the attention.

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    15 Jul 2026

  2. Rec *

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    ( aka "Moocifer: The Fanfic" )

    Alastor never wanted a farm. So, after obtaining one in a poker match, he plans on simply flipping the property and selling it for a bit of profit.

    Until he realizes the farm came with a cute, small, pink-spotted holstaur. Plans now drastically different, Alastor needs to make a bit of money to keep the farm afloat... and his new cow is willing to provide~

    (EACH CHAPTER COMES WITH ART!)

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    12 Jul 2026

  3. Rec 21

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    Lucifer is absolutely certain he'd kill Alastor if he sat on his face. Alastor disagrees.

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    27 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 48

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    Lucifer is having a hard time getting to sleep. Restless he seeks out a warm cup of tea to help aid him in his quest for sleeps. Little does he know, a certain Radio Demon intends to offer up another option to help exhaust the small monarch.

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    This authors attempt at smut with a little bit of plot sprinkled in.

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    15 Jun 2026

  5. Rec 31

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    Alastor only took the job because rent was due.

    What he didn't expect was opening shifts at five in the morning, an increasingly concerning attachment to his coworkers, or Lucifer Morningstar--the overly friendly barista determined to make him employee drinks and ruin his life.

    Somewhere between rushed mornings, grocery runs, staff potlucks, and entirely too much flirting, things get complicated.

    (or: a barista radioapple human au with romcom tendencies)

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    13 Jun 2026