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    There is occasionally a certain point one reaches during the attempt to attain a goal where one decides that the goal is just not worth it.

    Unfortunately, this also often coincides with being at a point in the attainment of that goal where it’s too damn late and you’re just gonna have to suck it up, buttercup, and get your shit together and do it anyway.

    Tim is pretty sure this shit is absolutely not worth it, but it’s too late now and even if it wasn’t, Mama ain’t raise no fuckin’ quitter.

    Or:

    Tim’s quest to bring Bruce back from his Time-Travel-Super-Vacation goes horribly topsy-turvey when Ra's takes a more pro-active approach to keeping Tim prisoner, and he ends up in an alternate universe where he never existed, and everybody is disorientingly well-adjusted and weirdly obsessed with his “wellness”, whatever that means.

    Tim hates mystical artifacts.

    (Alternate universe Better Batfam trope)

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    06 Jul 2026

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    "You passed your interview!"

    "How quaint." Alastor clicked his tongue. "I believe there were other steps you missed."

    The devil waved a hand. "What questions would I bother with? Availability? Past experience? Should I give you a written test for why you want this position?"

    Alastor leveled him a flat stare.

    or

    Alastor made a reckless decision to summon a demon from his mother’s old book of suspicious rituals as a means to get power and vengeance. He didn't know he would summon the King of Hell himself. After dying, falling to Hell, and catching Lucifer's eye, Alastor finds himself spending his afterlife essentially being a secretary to the King of Hell and occasionally nannying a naive Princess of Hell. Alastor is trying to fulfill his contract, but for some unholy reason, her father keeps trying to figure Alastor out

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    12 Apr 2025

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    62

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    Where witchers are death, and Jaskier is a bard with a flare for the dramatic who keeps saying he wants to “just die” in any given situation.
    To Jaskier, this is just a figure of speech. To Geralt, it is very definitely flirting.
    When he decides to finally court the bard, it doesn't quite go as expected, and he finds out just why it is so easy for Jaskier to flirt with death.

     

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    Geralt tilts his head to listen, the corner of his mouth twitching upward. The bard has been flirting with him for weeks now, exclaiming he could just die, all over Oxenfurt. At first, Geralt thought the man was being dramatic and didn’t know what he was doing, but no one is that theatrical.

    “Little shit at it again?” Lambert grouses. “Just fucking court him already, pretty boy. Or I might just do it for you.”

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    29 Sep 2025

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    done

  4. Public Bookmark 48

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    Peter Parker just wanted to rant on his tiny, barely functional podcast about printer jams, spilled coffee, and the general absurdity of his existence.

    What he did not want was:

    - A rapidly growing online “Loki Movement”
    - Fans leaving donuts as offerings
    - A subreddit dedicated to interpreting his every complaint as prophecy
    - The actual Loki showing up at his door to congratulate him on his “devotion”
    - Tony Stark entering full protective-dad meltdown mode
    - And a budding romance between his father figure and the chaos gremlin who caused all of this.

    But here Peter is.

    Accidental prophet.
    Unwilling messiah.
    Reluctant moderator of a cult he definitely did not start.

    Meanwhile, Loki thinks the whole thing is delightful, Tony is horrified to discover he might actually care about Loki, and Peter would like to lie down on the floor for the next seven to nine years.

    A comedy about chaos, cults, coffee machines, and found family—featuring:
    Peter’s ongoing emotional breakdown, Tony and Loki flirting aggressively by accident, and the official, loudly stated reminder:

    *Please do NOT worship Loki. He’s insufferable.*

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    21 Dec 2025

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    16

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    Crack and crack treated seriously, as many happy endings as possible.
    Each installment is unrelated unless otherwise specified

    This series is open for prompts- if you'd like to suggest something, feel free to drop it in the comments!

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    07 Jun 2026