Sweetpumpkinpickle

A green space invader hiding behind a blue TARDIS police call box



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    It’s apparent the cell is made for two people, but the space is so minimally decorated that Enid had assumed she was the only inhabitant. And evidently, there is no cellmate present.

    “Where is she?” Enid asks, now noting the stack of books on one of the desks.

    “In solitary.”

    She’s afraid to ask, but the guard’s gradual shift in tone—strict and no nonsense, to almost hesitant—and her own undying curiosity get the better of her.

    “What for?”

    “Strangling a guard with her braid. She was quite unhappy to hear that she has a new bunkmate.”

    Or, in which, Enid’s stint in prison with a notorious cellmate is challenging—until it’s not.

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    26 Feb 2026

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    This is what can be achieved with focus! The prison meetcute

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    A kinky night away from home

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    18 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 20

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    Harrow Nova and Gideon Nav fight on the Ninth. Harrowhark Nonagesimus watches. On the Ninth, in an AU where there are two Harrows, one Gideon, no Lyctor trials (or maybe pre-Lyctor trials set years later? Who knows! This is not underage.)

    Nova and Nav fight, and then Nonagesimus fucks the loser with a bone construct.

    Horny TLT twitter, this one's for you!

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    18 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    A Griddlehark findom fic that spawned one of the sappiest pieces I've written in recent times. College/university AU where Gideon is a lowly urchin compared to impossibly rich bitch Harrow of the Ninth House. Until one day Gideon has had enough and flips the tables on her.

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    14 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 73

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    Harrow felt the slanted smile against her ear as Gideon squeezed her ass and said, “You know if you’d led Mass in the raw like this, I actually would’ve attended. Every time. Front row.”

     

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    In the aftermath of God’s death, Harrow and Gideon trip and tumble their way through what it means to be on the “lovers” side of “enemies to lovers” while facing the uncertainties of a universe with no God, and a House on the verge of extinction.

    Featuring: nuns losing their religion (and finding new ways to worship), chainsaw-armed skeletons, smut, religiosity, more smut, Third House birthday shenanigans, power dynamics, Serious Discussions about the merits of tentacle porn, a smorgasbord of bad puns, and if you can believe it, even more smut.

    A continuation of “She Puts the Fun in Funeral” but can easily be read as a stand-alone.

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    02 Dec 2025