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"Agent Albert Rosenfield is a difficult and intensely brilliant man. He is a forensic genius, with doubly the wit and twice as much charm. Despite his best efforts, I like him. Immensely.” Dale fiddled with the tape recorder, feeling its weight in his hand as he weighed his confession.
“He struck me, Diane.” He tapped the side of his nose, invisible to Diane. “Right here. Right in the nose…"
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Dale and Albert are bitter exes and hit each other about it.
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Wishing to be the Friction in His Jeans by SurfingtheInterweb
Fandoms: Fall Out Boy (Band)
09 Jul 2026
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They had been standing in silence, drinking water and putting away their instruments post-show, when Patrick said:
“Dude, you don’t have to, like, molest me on stage every night.”
Pete felt his heart jump in his throat.
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Pete pisses Patrick off. He makes up for it the only way he knows how.
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What was wrong with her!? Why did she look!? It was one thing to accidentally crack the door open on someone during an intimate moment when you need to ask them something, but it was another thing entirely to then shove your face into the crack to get a better look!
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Charlie walks in on Vox getting changed. Hijinks.
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And so the time passed, and Alastor’s little pet grew into someone almost formidable, building his little empire with a cutthroat brutality and invigorating cunning that made all the time Alastor had poured into that stupid box head over the years worth it. And it was… it…
It attracted him. And when Vox would ramble on about his accomplishments, layer Alastor thick with compliments, something hot would curl in his chest, squeezing and constricting.
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Vox and Alastor make out. Alastor has feelings about it.
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While he did not mind having to educate an alien partner on the sex act, it would be a relief to be rid of the tedious process of explaining his anatomy, his pleasure centres, where to apply pressure and where to not, how to scratch in just the right fashion— not to mention his own personal preferences— when trying to maintain a certain kind of mood. With another Cardassian, he thought, that tedious process would be eliminated
No matter how much he dreamed of it, however, this was not what he’d had in mind.
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Garak misses Cardassian contact. While this wasn't exactly what he'd planned, it would do.