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  1. Public Bookmark 76

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    Telemachus is sure he is dead. He’s certain. He’d stepped foot in the palace, and he’d been ambushed. Antinous and Eurymachus had been the ones dealing most of the damage, sitting on his chest to leave him breathless, then punching the shit out of him, until blood oozed from practically every hole on his face.

     

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    Are those puncture wounds on Poseidon’s chest? Telemachus wonders distantly, as Amphitrite ruffles his hair.

     

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    a short crack fic about how poseidon will do EVERYTHING to avoid odysseus's wrath.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Lol

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    Odysseus was finally home. His raft had finally touched the sand on the shores of Ithaca. But just as he's about to leave the water behind, he notices a group of men ambush a ship armed with weapons. It's really not his problem, right?

    Of course, he gets involved anyway. There's just a feeling in his gut that he'd regret it otherwise. Besides, he met this nice young man who he's sure would be great friends with his son.

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    Telemachus honestly thought the old man that showed up and started killing the suitors was a god in a shoddy disguise. He reacted accordingly, doing everything he could to help the man and keep him happy. It's not until the old beggar walks Telemachus up to the palace that he realizes who this really is.

    Athena thinks it's hilarious of course.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Funny
    Also very wholesome as all Odysseus-telemarketer reunions should be

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    It’s been a long time since the days when Lucy used to sit at the end of his piano and interrupt his playing—in fact, it’s been a long time since Schroeder’s seen her at all. But when they end up living in the same city after college, he starts seeing his old friend in a new light.

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    20 Feb 2025

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    SO GOOD could be a movie tbh

    Schrucy my beloved

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    Grace is touch starved.

    Rocky can fix.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Project Hail Maryyyyyyyy!

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    AveryTheMayo finds D3rlord a day after the book was found and decides to nurse the knight back to health. After a while, D3rlord decides to stay, and Avery teaches him something that the King in Yellow neglected to show him.

    Title - "You (Show Me Where My Days Went)" by Wallows

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Slimeknight. Well-written hurt before the inevitable comfort

    Avery tastes good?