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  1. Public Bookmark 46

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    Bruce is supposed to be the world’s greatest detective, a creature of the night, and a master of keeping secrets. However, none of those titles hold up against a heavy post-surgery dose of hospital painkillers.

    When Clark walks into the recovery room, he finds a brilliantly loopy, incredibly high Batman who is currently having a profound emotional affair with a navy necktie.

    As Clark tries to keep Bruce from loudly shouting their secret identities to the entire hospital wing, Bruce lets him in on a few top-secret classified secrets:
    1) He slept with Superman (and highly approves of his assets),
    2) He is going to marry Superman one day, and
    3) They are buying a farm with exactly four strategically balanced ducks.

    Clark is just trying to survive the sheer, blushing embarrassment of it all, while secretly melting into a puddle of pure happiness.

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    16 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 98

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    Bruce Wayne has a Kryptonian name. Lex Luthor doesn't. Clark panics on live TV.

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    16 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 1

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    16 Jun 2026

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    A loud bang shuts down Hal’s train of thoughts, his head swivels towards its direction, wondering if Batman had finally deigned to show up. But it wasn’t him. Instead, the person who shows up is decked out in red and blue; black lines stretch across his suit and meet at his chest to form a symbol of a… spider? Huh. Did Batman change themes?

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    Spider-Man & Batman are best friends. No, the Justice League doesn't know that. And if you ask Bruce, they never should.
    Until they do.

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    16 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    Six years in the same house. Never once the word for it.

    When Clark begins a courtship rite his dead world left him only fragments of, Bruce does what Bruce does: he reads ahead. The vessels are ash. The grammar is incomplete. They have a kitchen, a wood, and four pillows to make it out of.

    A wedding in five stages, improvised from whatever's on the shelf.

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    15 Jun 2026