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At home, in bed when they’re ready to sleep is Varney’s favourite time to feed from Tommo, and Tommo doesn’t mind either. It’s wonderful, and dare say it’s Varney’s favourite time of day full stop.
It is today, too.
Until Tommo mentions family.
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- Part 3 of Hell Is Where You’re Not!
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”Tommo felt his hands fisting against the fabric of his t-shirt, clinging on. “I just need to… I don’t need to feed. I need you. Please. Please, Tommo.”
On a routine stakeout, Varney is antsy.
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- Part 2 of Hell Is Where You’re Not!
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Tommo went into work these days more often than not feeling as if he had taken a load of drugs or should at the least be in the loony bin, not helped by the fact that the police force was, apparently, made up of vampires. Of all the professions, eh? If Tommo had to stick a bet on it, it’d have been politics, not policing. Oh, and did he forget to mention that the chief head-fucking-honcho of the vampires was apparently his partner. Yeah.
A month has passed, and Varney needs to feed.
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- Part 1 of Hell Is Where You’re Not!
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A Most Unusual Objection by fidgetyfeenie (Star_less)
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
24 Feb 2024
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New court policies put a dent in Prosecutor Edgeworth’s before-court routine. He finds himself in a predicament when he refuses to draw attention to himself and request a recess—despite needing one. The result? Well. There would be no one in the courtroom that day who left without knowing what had happened.
The noise was amplified a shameful amount in the otherwise silent and oddly enthralled courtroom. It ran, it bounced in every corner of the room, and it curved in and out of ears. All whilst Miles choked through gritted teeth and tried not to have himself sink to the floor and cry, or to pull an obscene face of bliss.
…Yes, Edgeworth pisses himself.
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“Cats are better than dogs,” House shrugged. He puffed out a slow curve of smoke, stepped backwards to tap the cigarette he was smoking into the ashtray on the table and then joined Wilson where he was stood frozen looking down at his new uniform. “I thought to myself that you’re quite like a cat, Jimmy.” He hummed nonchalantly like they were talking about the weather. “Independent, definitely. Finicky, of course. But then I thought to myself, hm!” He gave Wilson’s shoulder a squeeze, angled himself so he could whisper. “One thing cats are is clean. They piss exactly where they should. But you, James Wilson, you’re anything but. You do anything but.”
After a few too many unfortunate accidents, House decides to train Wilson.
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“You’re… twitchy.”
What answer could he give? ‘That’d be the five energy drinks I choked back because I get high off of validation from our asshole boss?’
During a late night lab session on the search for a difficult diagnosis, Chase battles with many things. His need for sleep, his need for House's validation, and his stupidly incessant desperate and throbbing need to piss.
“Chase.” He said quietly. For the first time Chase looked at him. “You did a good job.” And it was that look on Chase’s face that clinched it for House, like a supernova had lit up over his face, the stupid, stupid boy.
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The Night Time Train by fidgetyfeenie (Star_less)
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
29 Jun 2023
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Gumshoe takes Miles for a special trip on the train, and Miles is adamant he’s going to have a wonderful time. Until nighttime draws in, and until he has drank all his milk and his orange juice and his peach juice as well…
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When the power is out at his place and, coincidentally, in his office, Edgeworth finds himself at the Wright and Co Law Offices. There, he learns something new about his long-time rival and friend, Phoenix Wright. Something new; something that quickly becomes quite infuriating for both. They try to find a solution… and quickly.
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With Me All The Way by Star_less
Fandoms: Layton Kyouju Series | Professor Layton Series
05 May 2022
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Soon-to-be Professor Layton makes (what his office cleaner, Rosa Grimes, thinks is) a rash and terribly emotional decision in the early days after the laboratory explosion leads to tragedy. A rash and terribly emotional decision that means he has to learn rapidly how to boil wash terrytowel nappies.
...it was he who was to take care of this tiny child. Never mind the fact that he was still in the midst of his studies at Gressenheller, and on the bones of his arse to boot!
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Mobius swallowed. Lifted a brow. “You... gave me a dagger?"
Loki's plan to gift his beloved goes slightly awry. He didn't tell him the metaphor, damn it!
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“What nexus event could a child that small even cause?”
Loki shrugged. “She was born female,” he said softly. “That’s her nexus event.”
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AU where Loki, absorbed into the TVA, is expected to go out, reset timelines, and confront his Variants. What happens when he finds a Variant, abandoned in Jotunnheim, barely a month old?
(Comfort and love and fluff, is what. At 4am. Yes, he wishes she did this at a more sociable time, but babies care little for sleeping at the correct time, don't they?)
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...he was Loki, of Asgard, emburdened with new purpose.
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Loki’s heart thudded but he kept goading, moving in stiff strides to the door trying to ignore the shakiness in the backs of his knees and the wet spot trickling slowly down his inner thigh and the ‘u-uhh’ that teased the back of his throat at his first taste of relief.
Mobius takes a slightly dehydrated, fresh from Thanos' clutches Loki to time theatre five upon his arrival at the TVA. There, under the eye of his new friend and the burden of his pride Loki soon finds himself in a sticky - or should that be wet - situation.
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You slip downstairs one morning to discover... the dreaded vaccination letter on the doormat. Loki takes it upon himself to comfort you through the process.
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“Age regresses in cases of high emotional stress due to trauma,” Ravonna parroted, monotone. “Yes, Mobius, I know. We all know. That’s the point."
Loki is beginning to settle into the TVA; due to the TVA's interference he regresses at his desk and has a bad dream.
Hm. For the first time it seemed Mobius was allowed a glance at the scared little boy that Loki truly was.
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“It’s just- you’ve gone a funny colour...”
“…frost giant, remember,” he said weakly, sneaking a peek at his fingers to check that he hadn’t spontaneously turned blue in front of her. "Turning blue... 's an occupational hazard."
“No - not blue - you’re a bit...” Sylvie grimaced, lip curling, as she waved her hand over her face - “grey?”
Boarding the train in an attempt to escape Lamentis-1, Loki warns his variant companion that he really cannot sit backwards on trains. She disbelieves him. With awful, disgusting, disastrous consequences. Oh dear.
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Lawrence Fletcher has been e-dating Linda Flynn and, in an attempt to get the kids to bond, Linda gets her young son, Phineas, to send Ferb a video introducing himself. Ferb grows jealous of Phineas and attempts to resolve the situation in his own way, with mixed results.
Smiling, Ferb unpopped the lid of the paint pot, and stared down into the gloop. A glimmering green Ferb stared back at him.
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He smacked his lips together; frowned. “You made me eat a pear!”
~A jealous Martha intrudes on one of Mr Smith's many gatherings with Joan Redfern, with consequences.
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A look at what went down during Ferb’s dentist visit in the S4 episode ‘it’s no picnic’.
~That was without Dr Puulinteefe himself; head to toe in a creaking white apron and gloves. Ferb couldn’t see any blood spatters on the pristine apron... but that must’ve meant he was the first victim of the day.
...Hm. What exactly, Ferb wondered, did Dr Puulinteefe do with all the teeth that he yanked out? He gasped, covering his mouth in fear. There was no escaping it. Dr Puulinteefe was going to harvest all of his teeth, and- and turn them into chairs. Or something. He’d be gum-mouthed, doomed to drink soup - or worse, tapioca pudding! - forever! -
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He felt different.
He smelled different.
He sounded different, he sounded beautiful – now that, the sound of his voice, she hadn’t thought about. She loved hearing the way his breathing trembled, the sounds he made, that he made them for her.Ferb and Isabella share an early morning in bed together.
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Back then he had been drunk, drunk and bursting and at least the slightest bit coerced. Now... now he was nothing but stone cold fucking sober, stone-cold sober with the knowledge that if he moved any further he was going to have to contend with more than a piss filled suit.
Returning from an investor meeting, Tony is bursting for a piss. Alone at home, he deals with the situation as it grows dire.