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    Ilya had been a menace the past couple of days. Shane decided it was time to give his husband a taste of his own medicine. Cue a bunch of pictures of Hayden, an hour, some Scotch tape, and one very mischievous Shane Hollander.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    Ilya has a terrible idea for a Tiktok.

    So of course, he has to do it!

    AKA Ilya "Professional Ragebaiter" Rozanov has some fun fucking with his husband while the internet watches.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    Shane rolls his eyes and spits onto the ice. “Gonna play a clean game, Rozanov?”

    Ilya laughs. “Unless you give me reason not to, Hollander.”

    “That’s pretty weak.”

    “Just like your backhand.”

    “Oh fuck off.”

    Ilya shakes his head, tutting. “Not good enough, Hollander, sorry. Want to try again?”

    Shane huffs. “Don’t have time, gonna be busy kicking your ass.”

    Ilya glances at the warm up timer, realizing belatedly that they actually only have a few more minutes. “Alright, fine. I will be expecting better during the game!”

    “Expect whatever you want, Rozanov.” Shane pauses. “Except for winning. You’re not getting that.”

    “Ooh, good one! Keep ‘em coming!”

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    In which Shane and Ilya are mic'd up during a Voyagers v Centaurs game. They get into a chirp-off. That's is.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    Part 2, sequel to Three Letters and Six Rites.

    Jinshi and his beloved wife must depart for his new post, probably not to return to the capital for the next decade at least. But not to worry, there is plenty to do there, and besides, his home is where Maomao is.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    Jinshi comes to the La clan with a marriage proposal letter in hand. This may be his hardest battle yet.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    jaden 🏒 @hollan0v
    shane hollander getting white girl wasted 🔜 ….

    ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r
    please stop. shane hollander doesnt like alcohol he likes apple pie and baking cookies and his husband and thats IT

    jaden 🏒 @hollan0v
    @hockeyh8r he’s pouring one out especially for you tonight best friend

    Alternatively: Shane Hollander celebrates his hattrick against the Montréal Metros.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Hockey Hub ✅ @HockeyHub
    What’s up, puckers?! Have you ever wanted to know what it’s like to dominate the NHL? Have you ever wondered how it feels to move across the world for the sport you love? Well, now’s your chance to find out!
    Hockey Hub are delighted to announce that Ottawa Centaurs’ captain Ilya Rozanov (@Rozy81) 🇨🇦 will be taking over today to answer YOUR questions, and he is just dying to get started.
    Tweet with the hashtag #AskIlyaRozanov and keep an eye out for his reply. Questions will be accepted from 12:30PM EST to 1:30PM EST. 👀🏒
    💬 309 🔁 2.2k ❤️ 10.1k

    ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r
    #AskIlyaRozanov idc about dominating the nhl whats it like to dominate shane hollander

    shane hollander fans europe @lcnelyhcart
    @hockeyh8r never change

    Alternatively: the most chronically online NHLer continues to be chronically online, this time under a new username.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Rose Landry ✅ @RoseLandry
    So excited to be taking @ShaneHollanderNHL’s movie premiere virginity at the X-Squad: Origins showing tonight. Who died and made you the hottest date a girl could have? LA, you’re not ready for us!
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    Ilya Rozanov ✅ @Rozy81
    😒😒😒

    Rose Landry ✅ @RoseLandry
    @Rozy81 Wish you were here! Enjoy the empty house 😉

    Ilya Rozanov ✅ @Rozy81
    @RoseLandry Enjoy my husband.

    Alternatively: Ilya Rozanov, home alone.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Chris 🐉🏮 Comms → open @ChristinArt
    ?!??”£?!” SHANE HOLLANDER COMMENTED ON MY SHAYDEN ART WHAT

    trixie <3 admirals @scotthunters
    girl delete it 😭 you’re going to get jumped

    Chris 🐉🏮 Comms → open @ChristinArt
    They can’t jump me the man himself approves!!!

    trixie <3 admirals @scotthunters
    im not talking about hollanovs im talking ab ilya rozanov himself

    Alternatively: Twitter user @ShaneHollanderNHL accidentally interacts with ship art.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    lindsey @hollandernation
    do y’all think ilya shit talks hayden to his daughter
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    Replying to @hollandernation
    lily @shanehollanderstop
    yeah probably
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    Ilya and Shane start the journey that is parenthood

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    29 Jun 2026

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    lily @shanehollanderstop
    went to loserville city in the united states of floptropica and they said you’re the president @TheMontrealVoyageurs
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    Ilya refuses to deactivate his stan account

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    29 Jun 2026

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    lily @shanehollanderstop
    i’ll say it because i am not afraid of losing my job: roger crowell is a piece of shit and should never know peace in his life ever again. my name is hayden pike and i play for the montreal voyageurs.
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    Ilya joins stan twitter

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Harris, who was sitting next to Shane, nudged him with his foot. “Yeah, I mean, it’s not kinky kinky unless Shane went out and bought, like, a full-on sex swing or something crazy like–”

    Harris stopped talking because Shane had frozen. Completely frozen. His glass halted halfway to his lips. His eyes went wide and fixed on a point on the far wall. The blush that had been a soft pink bloomed into a scarlet tide that crept from his neckline to the roots of his hair.

    Ilya, watching him, threw his head back and burst out laughing.

    (or, 5 times Ottawa Centaurs found out their sweet Canadian cinnamonroll is a freak and 1 time they realized that Hollanov's freaks are matched)

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    28 Jun 2026

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    After a year and a half of playing with Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov, the Centaurs could agree on one thing about the couple: everyone still knew almost nothing about their relationship.

    The conclusion was very clear: if they wanted answers, it was time to send in the SAPs.

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    5 times the Centaurs send their partners on an investigation for the truth about Shane and Ilya's relationship, and one time the team gets the answers for themselves. And then they freak out about it in the group chat.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    When the idea is suggested to Harris, he dreads having to make the first one. It's tradition for the Captain of the team to do the guinea pig run of the social media trends they join.
    But Ilya is a loose canon on a good day.
    Giving him a mic might be giving him entirely too much power for Harris's sanity...and editing skills.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    Ilya is mic’d up for an Ottawa vs Montreal game much to his husband’s exasperation.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    After they came out, Shane was ready for people to be weird.

    It was weird with other guys in the league, weird with reporters, weird with angry fans who thought his relationship had tanked their fantasy teams and their sports betting parlays, weird with sponsors and their very enthusiastic pride campaign pitches, weird on all the social media that he avoided like the plague.

    What he hadn't expected was for things to be so fucking weird with other gay people.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Shane and Ilya are thrilled to be on the same team this year but can't resist a little on-ice fighting. The team is very concerned.

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    “Great,” Troy muttered. “They’re going to kill each other.”

    Across the boards from him, Harris squeaked, “Should we, like, do something? Call Coach? Call–"

    “A therapist?” Troy interjected.

    “I’m serious!” exclaimed Harris.

    “So am I,” said Troy. “Those two have been on opposing teams for their entire professional careers. I don’t think they have any idea how to turn off their competitive bickering. This is going to be an interesting season.”

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    22 Jun 2026

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    [Text] LaPointe: You two can vote too I guess: which of you is the mom and which is the dad?

    [Text] Ilya: I am papa clearly

    [Text] Shane: We're neither. Because we're not your parents...

    [Text] Luca: That feels like something only a dad would say

    [Text: LaPointe: And not a very good dad 😔

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    or, a month of texts between Ilya, Shane, and their rookies

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    21 Jun 2026

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    [Tweet] @EvanDykstraOfficial: If hypothetically someone needed to get gum out of their toddler’s hair before their wife gets home, how would one do this? Asking for a friend

    [Tweet] @roz81: use olive oil. rub into gum. ta da gum gone

    [Tweet] @hazyhayes: Get a lot of gum stuck in your hairdo, Roz?

    [Tweet] @roz81: no but holmberg does not know how to spit gum out before napping on plane

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    or, a childless Ilya Rozanov is somehow the go to guy for everyone's parenting advice needs

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    21 Jun 2026

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