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    The first time the Radio Demon met the King of Hell was not in a hotel lobby.

    The first time they met was long ago, before hotels meant to redeem sinners, before seven year absences, and even before rivalries with TV-headed demons.

    The first time the two met, they developed a deep and dangerous bond, one that scared Heaven and powerful figures in Hell. It’s no wonder that those forces colluded to disrupt the pair. It’s no wonder both were forced to forget.

    But the Radio Demon has just freed himself from his chains. His deal is broken, his memories are back, and he will stop at nothing to remind Lucifer of what was taken from them.

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    21 Jul 2026

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    Alastor had never considered himself a man of the "flesh." Sure, he partook when the occasion called for it - usually when his body needed it - but he'd never had any interest in deeper desires.

    And now that he was in a relationship with Lucifer, he was more than happy to realize his partner's pleasures. Though he didn't always climax, they were still enjoyable enough for him and his little star was sated.

    But ever since that state dinner, and he'd carried a half asleep angel back to their rooms, someone tell him why he can't get the image of Lucifer's smudged makeup out of his head?

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    21 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 50

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    Lucifer is having a hard time getting to sleep. Restless he seeks out a warm cup of tea to help aid him in his quest for sleeps. Little does he know, a certain Radio Demon intends to offer up another option to help exhaust the small monarch.

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    This authors attempt at smut with a little bit of plot sprinkled in.

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    20 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 36

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    Alastor loves looming over the diminutive Queen of Hell. The fact that he is so much taller than Lucifer is a cosmic joke he will always find funny…at least until she changes the game, or well, her clothes. After a fateful interaction where Alastor realizes he is the perfect height to see down Lucifer's shirt and accidentally gets a peek of her ample bosom, he realizes he might just like a bit more than just tormenting her daily.

    If Cheri and Angel just so happen to see this and encourage Lucifer to use her body to fluster the Radio Demon, well, they aren’t gonna tell.

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    The one where Lucifer’s tits make Alastor super fucking horny, and the queen realizes she may like the attention.

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    20 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 53

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    “Ridiculous,” Alastor hissed. “If you are not here to be serious—“

    “I’m not spinning yarns,” Lucifer said, lips pulling back slightly over teeth that were now just this side of too-sharp, eyes a demonic red. “You are a man, and that is my price. One night, as many times as it takes.”

    To save his marriage and bring a light back to his wife's eyes, Lucifer resolves to bear the child Lilith cannot—but only a soul can sire a soul, and for that he needs a human, uncorrupted by the ravages of Hell. Slipping his own chains and venturing into the mortal world, his attention is immediately snagged by a powerful summoning and the dark, equally powerful soul at its centre. Alastor is, at once, the answer to Lucifer's immediate prayer, and so the price Lucifer enacts in return for the power Alastor seeks is simple: that Alastor lay with him in the way of men and wives, as many times as it takes. Nothing more, nothing less.

    He should have known it would lead to his ruin.

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