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    all at once (like sepsis) by

    Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV)  

    20 Dec 2024

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    “So,” Rhaenyra sighs, her hand taking its place once more on Alicent’s thigh, her own leg sliding between Alicent’s. Her face is dangerously close to Alicent’s when she asks again, “What do you want?”

    Despite running in the same social circles, Alicent Hightower can't stand Rhaenyra Targaryen. That is, until a chance encounter in a bathroom at a party featuring a moment of lost control, the two strike up an arrangement.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    you're so vain by

    Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV)  

    03 Oct 2024

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    “No, I’m only joking, it would absolutely be a date, yeah. You’re just so fascinating, I want to pick your brain apart with like… an ice pick or something.”

    “A lobotomy, you are describing a lobotomy,” Alicent murmurs.

    Alicent is the Director of Communications for the Vice President. Rhaenyra serves as the White House Liaison to the President. Which means they see each other every day. Something that would not be a problem at all—if not for the fact that Alicent absolutely hates Rhaenyra's guts.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    every vote counts by

    Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV)  

    10 Dec 2022

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    Rhaenyra Targaryen’s campaign should be a disaster. She has a weirdly close relationship with her uncle, had an affair with Harwin Strong while married to Laenor Velaryon, dates celebrities of all genders and swears on prime-time television. She goes viral on social media, comes from old money but leads a left-leaning campaign and says the truth in interviews.

    This senate race should be a slam dunk. The easiest win of Alicent’s career.

    Instead, she wakes up to learn Rhaenyra is beating her father’s candidate by fifteen points in the polls.

    This country is fucked.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    Long Live Our Queens! by

    Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV)  

    05 May 2025

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    Behold! The Murder Wives AU That Was Promised!

    Rhaenyra and Alicent are in love, together, and just the cutest and fluffiest murder puppies towards those foolish enough to cross them, meaning that the various men who would do them harm and plunge the realm into war shall die one by one.

    Or:
    Viserys never weds Alicent, Rhaenyra ascends the Iron Throne, Rhaenyra and Alicent get to be happy, Rhaenys becomes Hand, and the queers live happily ever after.

    Need I say more?

    Canon-adjacent fix-it.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    The Silver Queen and the Lady in Green by

    Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin  

    07 Apr 2024

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    Welcome to most AU to ever AU (some weird bastard hybrid of high fantasy and sci-fi).

    Alicent comes from the most patriarchal nonsense world imaginable, and her planet (Westeros) began a war with Rhaenyra’s planet (Valyria) because Criston Cole is a homophobic ass.
    Following the war’s end, Rhaenyra realizes during treaty negotiations that Alicent (Cole’s fourth wife) is living her worst married life, and so demands that Alicent remain on Valyria as a sign of goodwill.
    Alicent is scared out of her mind (Rhaenyra gained a terrifying reputation during the war) and traumatized beyond belief.
    Rhaenyra is determined to show Alicent that she isn’t a threat (while also dealing with her own baggage on the side).

    In short, this is a hurt/comfort, eventual romance slow burn wherein Alicent finally gets some therapy and Rhaenyra just wants to hug her and wrap her up in a warm blanket (as do we all).

    They will eventually fall in love.

    Or:
    Rhaenicent set on a world I’ve spent the past 20+ years building because I have no life or chill.

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    01 Jul 2026