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Fake it ‘til You Make it by SparklingHomunculus
Fandoms: Hajime no Ippo | Fighting Spirit
02 Jul 2026
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Loosely inspired by a meme I saw re: a pair of guys pretending to be gay to scam the gym under the family discount package
“U-Umezawa-kun..!” Ippo squeaks, adopting a submissive little bow. Oh yeah, this guy’s definitely a fruit. “Do you…go to this gym..?” he chances with a gulp.
“Uhh, no?” Umezawa squints. “What the hell gave you that idea?”
“Oh..! I just…” and then Ippo whispers what sounds a lot like ‘you’re really strong’ before he goes on to ask, “so why are you here?”
“It’s a free country?! Jeez!” Umezawa runs a hand over his face, flustered.
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*Salary Cutting Noises* by SparklingHomunculus
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
02 Jul 2026
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Whereby I thought it would be funny to do a fic where Dick does something to get his salary cut every chapter - while also being completely ignorant of the fact that Mr. Edgeworth wants to climb him like a tree.
Miles stared, stricken, into the rear view mirror after the deed, tucking himself back into his trousers. After choking his proverbial chicken in the underground staff parking lot.
“What the hell is wrong with me..?!” he whispered, a constant stream of ludicrously sexual fantasies still whirring through his mind. Detective Gumshoe bending him over a desk in the precinct. Detective Gumshoe taking him from behind, handcuffed and uncooperative, in the backseat. Detective Gumshoe—
“Oh, hi, sir! Did you stay late too—?” the unholy apparition of Detective Gumshoe then called out, causing Miles to nudge the horn with a startled cry.
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Pollen by SparklingHomunculus
Fandoms: 幽☆遊☆白書 | YuYu Hakusho: Ghost Files (Anime & Manga)
31 Mar 2026
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“Stop fidgeting,” Kurama chides warmly earning a guilty jump from Kuwabara. He then hefts a large tome from one of the many bursting bookshelves before skimming its index. “Describe the plant again.”
“Well, it was black. Like all over. Black stem. Black thorns. Black petals. Black…whatchamacallits…”
“Stamens?”
“Yeah, those. And the middle part.”
“The pistil.”
“Pfft…”
“What was the tip like?”
“K-Kurama, c’mon—!”
“The stigma,” he carries on, unmoved by Kuwabara’s antics.
In which Kuwabara picks a flower and finds himself with a bigger problem than just hay fever...
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Enemy Camp by SparklingHomunculus
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
22 Mar 2026
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Link pants, appreciating the multitude of hands that appear and smooth over his shaking body - the cooing and approving words he cannot understand as they all remark and praise him, this tiny Hylian, for taking such a magnificent cock.
How he’ll take each and every one of theirs over the course of the next few days, and longer if he’s lucky.
Just Link fucked silly by a whole tribe of Moblins - a little bit of a darker spiritual successor to my earlier Moblin fic Spit Roast, but hopefully you’ll enjoy this one too!
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- Part 4 of Monster Lover Fics
- Part 5 of Watersports 💦
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Three sodas, a complimentary sencha with lunch, and a bottle of water later and Umezawa’s back teeth are floating.
Every time he attempts to excuse himself to the nearest restroom however, Ippo tells him they’re running late for the next item on their stacked itinerary. And every time Umezawa tells himself it’s fine - that he’ll go when they get to the next place. At the arcade. At the department store. At lunch.
And now Ippo says they’re going to the zoo.
Umezawa is never going to say sorry. Ippo is never going to ask him to. What ensues is an erotic, unspoken compromise.
Or, a day out with his best friend ends with Umezawa on his knees in an alley.
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- Part 1 of Watersports 💦
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Serena closes the magazine, the silence of the room a near deafening one. Just what is she meant to say when next she sees the man?!
‘Good afternoon, I found the centrefold with that maiden in the harness particularly rousing! We really must organise some sort of book-share! Perhaps include Mr Rab as well!’
A silly little idea I had where Hendrik and Serena accidentally collide and end up swapping their respective saucy reading materials…
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- Part 8 of Echoes of an Elusive Age
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,983
- Chapters:
- 1/2
- Kudos:
- 5
- Hits:
- 50
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A myriad of expressions cross the detective’s face in the span of a few seconds. And then his posture shifts, and Miles has to force himself not to shrink away, his head craning back instead — that slouch is all of a sudden gone, and Dick (‘that’s not Dick,’ Miles reels) stands nigh-on a foot taller.
And it’s… imposing. Frightening. Like some alien, malicious…thing is now wearing Dick’s skin. Once warm, kindly eyes now glimmer with a dark brand of intelligence, and Miles swallows, his throat impossibly tight and his pulse thundering in his ears.
It’s not Dick.
It never was.
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Inverted Tears of the Kingdom by SparklingHomunculus
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
07 Sep 2025
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Link breathes deeply, waiting for the spike of adrenaline to pass. His eyes fall on the clock on the wall. It’s almost two in the morning. Link rolls over, the sweat drenching his back prickling from the movement. And from turning his back on the enemy—
Pikango is not the enemy. Fucking pull yourself together.
I always wondered if Pikango was a secret Yiga operative...
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A Winter virus had this year decimated the numbers at the Kamogawa Boxing Gym.
Only two boxers had managed so far to dodge it — (food hygiene certified) Aoki and (Teflon-coated bastard) Takamura.
Aoki should have known better when rounding the corner out of the showers and passing a naked, seated Takamura in the locker room — should have known better than to get within grabbing distance.
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Instinctively my hand closed around the sword at my hip, my feet coming to an abrupt stop in the dirt. A Hoodlum - probably the sort of monster I should run from what with not having slept the past twenty hours, not to mention the sizeable axe he was wielding. I stood there, stock-still, but he made no move to hurl it at me.
Instead he noted where my gaze had come to rest, and said, “me eyes are up ’ere, sunshine…”
Bugger.
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- Part 6 of Monster Lover Fics
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Just when Miles has a hand around himself, there is a click and a soft inhale before he hears a voice.
“Evening, stranger… what can Daddy do for you?”
The tone is playful. It is sultry. It is…
“Richard..?!”
“M-Mister Edgeworth?!”
(in which Miles Edgeworth is lonely and horny and calls a sex line and unwittingly discovers Gumshoe's side hustle...)
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Rebuild, Jasper ponders numbly: his job is to rebuild. Not just Cobblestone, but the bridges he has seen fit to burn; and, if he can spare the time for it, his own crumbling sense of self.
But first, Cobblestone.
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I had this idea in my head where Ippo and Umezawa answer each other's personal ads and unwittingly meet up for sex. For context, Barazoku was a pioneering gay men's magazine in Japan that would've been popular around that time, and one of its draws was - you guessed it - personal ads...
Ippo has never done anything like this in his life. He adjusts his collar a little higher before pulling the baseball cap he’s wearing low enough to obscure his face, palms sweating.
Before he can think to turn around and forget this whole endeavour, there’s a voice somewhere in the shadows behind him.
“Bi-Curious Guy..?”Ippo bristles; the man is clearly trying to disguise his voice. Maybe he should do the same…
“Gay and Experienced..?” he says in answer, his heartbeat picking up. The other man grunts in what sounds like affirmation, and the hairs on the back of Ippo’s neck stand up when he hears a pair of footsteps casually closing in.
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Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth's Manga Collection by SparklingHomunculus
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
13 Apr 2025
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Premise: Miles Edgeworth is moving house and Dick Gumshoe, ever the helpful subordinate, offers to lend him a hand. Miles Edgeworth collects a lot of Steel Samurai manga. This isn't a problem. His burgeoning collection of 'bara' that's sharing the same box, however...
Dick’s manhood - and that was the only word coming to Miles’ frantic mind, given the sheer gravitas it commanded - stood proud and heavy. He wasn’t sure if the man was sporting a semi, or if the weight of the beast had forced it to hang at half-mast.
He suddenly felt like he was in some ludicrous porno: ‘Well Hung Mover Obliterates and Creampies My Ass”.
Or something of that nature…
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In the middle of the night Miles makes a dating profile in a fit of frustration. When he awakens the next day to undo this egregious lapse in judgement, he spies that someone has left a message in his inbox.
Well, it would be rude not to reply, wouldn't it..?
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In the bedroom Miles could thrash and cry and protest safe in the knowledge that Dick would keep going unless he heard an ‘objection’. Miles could retain that last little shred of control - the last little shred that mattered.
The rest belonged to Dick.
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When finally the time came for him to board Frieza’s ship, the smattering of butterflies in his belly had all but liquified into pure dread. He realised that by crossing that first threshold, and in allowing himself to be guided down the hall towards Frieza’s quarters, there was no backing out - he would have made his choice.
Once they arrived, the officer escorting him abandoned Yamcha the moment the doors slid open; and Yamcha jumped when, after entering the room, they snapped shut again behind him. The room would have been pitch black, were it not for a few well placed mood lights.
A soft, approving voice then caught his attention somewhere in the dark. “And he’s early…”
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“You’ve never seen Alien..?”
“I’ve never seen Alien, Detective…”
Gumshoe continued to stare incredulously. “But… but it’s a classic, sir!”
“Hmph.”
“You gotta see it!”
Edgeworth did not look particularly convinced. But as the years went on, and their relationship progressed more and more into a casual friendship when off the clock, he found himself once again thawing in the face of that earnest, puppy dog enthusiasm.
“Very well.”
(This was originally meant to be a nsfw fic for last year's Gumworth Week (September 14th; goofing off), and yeah... here it finally is I guess c_c almost a year later...)
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- Part 2 of Watersports 💦
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Hendrik’s quarters were nothing like her own, Jade mused as her gaze swept over the room.
Not a single piece of furniture or even a quill out of place; everything stacked or aligned to perfection. Jade thought to her own room; of nightclothes left strewn about; of books left open, face-down as their spines wrinkled in silent objection; of that one brassiere left to air, hanging from the doorknob…
It was a far cry from Hendrik’s military-grade precision - though no where near as close to a lost cause as the condemnatory whispers of the maids might suggest. Still, she couldn’t help but think that Hendrik probably neatly folded his underclothes - and then wondered, for one perverse moment, where it was that he kept them.
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- Part 1 of Echoes of an Elusive Age
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He remembers most of it. The cheating scandal on TV. The underground quiz rings. The dog fight.
The nozzle.
Pete, half cremated and unshaven after the lifetime of self sufficiency before Billy came into his life. A man who should’ve been able to pick himself up, dust himself off, and turn his hand to anything. Whether he was unable or simply unwilling to didn’t really matter; either answer was tragic.
White needed him, that much was clear. But Billy wasn’t quite ready to admit to himself just how much he needed White to need him.