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    just a couple crenny fics that were made to go hand in hand

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    collection of poolverine fics by me! mostly kink related but some plot sometimes. not necessarily all in the same universe but generally using the same details (roommates, violent sex, insecurities, oh my!)

    all fics can be read as standalones unless i say otherwise in the fic, series marked completed because its moreso a collection than an actual ongoing series :p

     

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    The Long Walk college au; the hedgehog's dilemma (also known as the porcupine dilemma) is a metaphor about the challenges of human intimacy. Arthur Schopenhauer describes the situation as such: a group of hedgehogs wish to move closer to share heat during the winter, however, they must remain apart to avoid hurting each other with their quills. Although they wish to share space, this cannot occur, for reasons out of their control.

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    McVries and Garraty figure out life after the walk.

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    iwtv celebrity au!! mainly focused on streamer armand and small time journalist and occasional podcast debater daniel

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    For a moment, nothing happens. Then, about thirty seconds later, Ilya blinks once, then again, his expression tightening as confusion slowly takes over, trying to make sense of something that’s supposed to be impossible. Shane immediately knows that he’s freaking out.

    You’re freaking out right now, aren’t you? Please don’t freak out. Because if you freak out, then I’m going to freak out.

    “What the fuck?” Ilya yells, as he jerks back like he’s been burned, his hand ripping away from Shane’s ankle. His irises dart left to right crazily, locked in on Shane’s face as he searches for something. Shane stays silent. “What the fuck was that?”

    OR: Shane and Ilya develop telepathy while being in a situationship. It goes as well as you’d expect.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Shane is in a post-game interview when his world stops.

    He’s just answered a question about Montreal’s offensive strategy going into the game. Clean passes, avoid penalties, draw defenders wide. It had worked and the Voyagers had beat Colorado soundly, 4-1. Shane had scored two of the goals and assisted on a third.

    Usually, Shane would be eager to boast about the win to Ilya. But ever since their fight- since Ilya told Shane to leave- winning feels hollow. Losing feels better, somehow. As if Shane deserves to lose after being so selfish. Ilya gave up everything for him- his home, his team, and to some extent- his happiness. Hockey. Ilya gave up hockey- good hockey- for Shane.

    A ripple goes through the room of reporters. Shane swears he hears the word ‘Ottawa’ and ‘crash’. But no one is paying attention to him anymore.

    “What’s going on?” he asks into the microphone, feeling strange at the role reversal. Usually, he’s the one being asked questions.

    No one answers. And this time he knows that he hears the word ‘Ottawa’ and ‘Centaurs’.

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    Shane rushes to Ilya after the almost plane crash. Their secret is no longer a secret.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    “Excuse me, who are you?”

    Ilya has to keep his jaw from dropping at the tone of Shane’s voice. Shane Hollander, who is always incredibly polite to everyone, has just snapped at Svetlana. That’s when Ilya notices the slight glaze over his eyes, the flush that covers his cheeks and the bridge of his nose and the half empty beer glass in his hand.

    “Hollander, what are you doing here?” Ilya asks, pulling his boyfriend’s eyes back to him.

    “I’m at a club, Rozanov. Obviously I’m doing what you usually do at a club. Drinking and having fun.”

    Ilya doesn’t know whether to be offended with Shane’s sarcastic tone or laugh because this Shane Hollander is a sight to behold. He is standing in front of him, sarcastic and bratty, with a smirk taking over his face now–proud of his answer.

    or: there’s a reason that Shane Hollander shouldn’t drink alcohol, especially not in a bar in Boston with a certain Russian hockey player around.

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    January 15, 2017
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    The Montréal Metros are devastated to announce the unexpected and tragic passing of our beloved captain, Shane Hollander, at the age of 25.

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    or, a canon-divergent au in which shane and rose never met, in epistolary format.

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    30 May 2026