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PROMPT—"Derek the super cranky florist delivery guy (it's the family business!) and Stiles the underemployed, overeducated, bored as fuck receptionist. and obviously Stiles works with Allison, whose besotted fiance is always sending her flowers."
With helpless crushes, stealthy pizza dates, Jenga, and overly-subtle declarations of intent.
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19 Jun 2026
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“You’re not supposed to be here,” Stiles blurts out. Which yeah, okay, that probably isn't the right thing to say when he’s actively trying to not seem like the enemy. To the eruption of growls, Stiles throws his hands in front of him. “I’m not a hunter! I’m from the future and Derek’s supposed to be at a basketball game. Calm down.”
“Calm down?!”
“Right, can we just ignore foot-in-mouth disease? And focus on what I'm doing—saving your lives.”
“Wait," one of the wolfed-out Hales slurs between their fangs, "aren’t you Hot Babysitter?”
Stiles focuses on breaking the mountain ash line. He can despair about his Beacon Hills nickname when he's not in a burning house with semi-feral werewolves.
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16 Jun 2026
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On Building an IKEA Den for an Alpha Werewolf. by orphan_account
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
14 Oct 2012
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Senior Prom is coming up, and Stiles doesn't have a date. Additionally, Derek has an unfurnished apartment, and no one to take him to IKEA.
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“Beacon County Sheriff's Department, this is deputy Mahealani speaking.”“Oh thank god!”
“Stiles?”
“I, uh, I need some advice.”
“Advice?”
“Yeah. So, hypothetically, say you met your boyfriend’s mother and sister for the first time ever. Completely by accident. In the grocery store. And they convinced you to help them make a dinner to surprise aforementioned boyfriend when he got home after work. What would you do?”
Danny paused, and then, “Stiles, you don’t have a boyfriend.”
“That’s not the point! And I said hypothetically.”
“Stiles...what are you doing right now?”
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Stiles never imagined he’d be in Derek’s kitchen cooking a surprise dinner with Derek’s family while they waited for Derek to get home from work.
Partly because their visit was a complete surprise.
But mostly because Stiles didn’t have a boyfriend.
Or even know who Derek was.
But he’d already come this far and Papa didn’t raise no quitter!
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15 Jun 2026
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Five Times Derek Walked in on Stiles in the Shower and the One Time He was Invited by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
19 Apr 2021
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“Stiles?” he said again, practically throwing it open and having Stiles almost hit the ceiling he jumped so high.
“Dude, what is with you?!” Stiles demanded, voice a few octaves higher than normal since he’d obviously been startled out of his skin. He angled himself away like he always did when Derek barged in on him in the shower, but he didn’t look mad, just like he was struggling to remind his heart how to beat at a normal rhythm. “Can a guy not shower in peace in his own house? Damn!”
“Are you okay?”
“Barring the heart attack I surely just experienced, sure, I’m great. How are you? Why are you in my bathroom?” He turned to raise his eyebrows at Derek. “Seriously dude, why are you always in my bathroom?”
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