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What would have happened had Kahmunrah not been the only Egyptian Pharaoh at the Smithsonian that night, what would have happened had his younger brother been there and what would have happened had the writers stuck to the original script?
This is my retelling of the movie with some of my favourite bits from the original script and the film all mashed together with parts of my own imagination stuck in too.
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21 Jul 2026
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Of pharaohs and avatars by dream_walker_raven
Fandoms: Moon Knight (TV 2022), Night at the Museum (Movies)
22 Jun 2022
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"Which artifacts were stolen anyway?"
"The mummy and tablet of Pharaoh Ahkmenrah."
"Wait! Wasn't that the one at the museum we visited?
The one you liked so much?"The bird scoffed.
"I don't 'like' him.
He is simply a devoted follower of mine.""Wait...is? You mean was."
Khonshu chuckeld at that, probably amused by his confusion.
"No my son.
Is.
Who did you think prayed to me to begin with?"Holy shit holy shit holy shit.
"THE MYTHS ABOUT THE TABLET ARE REAL?!"
Or: Ahkmenrah meets the fist of Khonshu, the god that granted him eternal life
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- Part 3 of Cross 'verse
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21 Jul 2026
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A mentor/parental figure story that starts two weeks after The Battle of Hogwarts. Severus Snape survived, but is a wanted man by the Death Eaters and the Ministry. The remnants of Voldy's army seek revenge on the traitor and their master's vanquisher, so Harry and Snape must go into hiding. But with seven years of mutual hate, and the heavy truth of Snape's past with Lily Evans Potter, living under the same roof can prove to be quite a challenge. Will the two reconcile, or will they tear each other's throats apart? What do the Death Eaters have planned, and what will Snape and Harry do about it? COMPLETED!!:D
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19 Jul 2026
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In that very moment, Harry’s magic surged out of his body, through the Philosopher’s Stone, and into the Mirror of Erised. A powerful act of love was made manifest. An explosion shattered both magical artifacts.
And three bodies fell to the floor.
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- Part 9 of Alternate Living Arrangements
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