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Dean comes back with new skin, a head full of demented memories, and a brand on more than his shoulder from an Angel of the Lord.
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"Listen, you should know I've taken some kind of truth serum, so if there's any questions that you don't want to know the answer to..."
For a long moment, Ziva simply looks at him. Reads over the slowly relaxing lines of his face. How that sentence was much easier to say than the former. Her eyes bore into his and he finds it incredibly difficult to look away.
"Does that mean you would be comfortable answering them?"
It's a question with an entirely terrifying answer. Because without even thinking over the multitude of choices and the ramifications of his responses - with McGee four feet away, no less - the swift and immediate answer is yes. Dinozzo chokes on it, keeling over to take a moment to be more reasonable. Carve the answer out of granite, not loose stone.
"If it would help...with closure or...trust or...whatever."
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Castiel almost looks away to continue his search when he notices it: the little details. The ones that are off. The way he can see Dean chewing on his cheek, trying not to bite on his lip, and Cas' muddled brain can't help but connect that to trying not to moan. Dean's right leg - the one facing him - is raised, bent at the knee, though Castiel knows he wouldn't normally sit like that while trying to sleep. When he looks down, his pupils dilate at the sight of the man's fingers digging into the duvet, curling further, though Cas can practically sense that he's trying not to.
Eyes trailing up his body, it's easy to spot the tension someone else would mistake for ease. But it's not the kind Castiel is used to. The kind they see practically every day - waiting for danger, trying to be predator instead of prey. It's the kind he sees less often - in bars, around pretty women, sometimes when he watches the human sleep. It's something he recognizes, and Castiel's eyes widen as his gaze finally reaches Dean's face, wondering whether he's willing the man to open his eyes or keep them shut.
Those aren't his fantasies. Because they're Dean's.
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"Now...you all know why you're here. Though I'd love to give all the gory details, I'm under strict legal stipulations not to. Some of you I've never seen, some seem to have an addiction. All of you will sit here for four hours. None of you will work on your projects or practice. It'll be like an extended time-out. You get to sit here and simply think of what you've done; it's brilliant, really." Fergus waxes on, using hand motions every few words to illustrate. This situation makes him very happy, made obvious by not only the lilt of his voice but the twisted smile on his face. "None of you will talk. None of you will move unless I say so. Enjoy your stay."
What happens when a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a prince, and a criminal are forced together for Saturday detention?
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The Sprawlicule's Rules for Safe and Savory Sex by DarkwingDukat (pushingcrazies), SiriusCatBennett, supershanaynay, Uncertified, zombiesam
Fandoms: Supernatural
10 Oct 2021
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When you're in love with a vampire and also an angel who is also in love with a demon and sometimes has sex with your brother, and the demon is fucking her mortal enemy's mother, who is also in a relationship with your brother... sometimes things get complicated and some ground rules need to be set.
Throw Gabriel into the mix, and you just know disaster is about to strike.
(Based very very vaguely off Skippy's List.)
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Bookmarked by SiriusCatBennett
26 Jun 2026
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Hermione Granger has built a life at Hogwarts as a Potions professor, content with lecturing sixth-years on the dangers of improper stirring. But when she exposes a so-called medical breakthrough that’s more curse than cure, she lands herself in the crosshairs—of the fanged variety.
Enter Charlie Weasley, ex-dragon handler turned reluctant bodyguard. She doesn’t need protecting. He disagrees. And Charlie’s used to dealing with creatures that bite.
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Bookmarked by SiriusCatBennett
24 Jun 2026
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When half of Gryffindor refuses to believe Harry that Voldemort has returned, Hermione Granger finds herself dissatisfied with maintaining friendships just because they're convenient. It's a lot more interesting to seek out friendships with people that she actually respects.
Fred and George Weasley, to her surprise, top that list. They might not be stellar students, but the brilliance of their products speaks for itself, and their dedication to opening their own business is... well, it's downright admirable. Fred and George themselves, in fact, are quite admirable. Some of their ideas, though, could use some work. A bit of tweaking, a shred more research, a hint of know-it-all acumen.
Hermione might know just the girl to help them.
~*~*~This story asks the question "What if Hermione Granger fell in love with the twins in fifth year? What would canon look like then?" and then follows that thread through to the end of the war, with all the trials and tribulations therein.
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Bookmarked by SiriusCatBennett
23 Jun 2026
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How to Train Your Dragon (and Also Your Feelings): A Very Hermione Problem by Siriusly1299
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Jul 2025
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Hermione Granger's love life was best described as “politely catastrophic.” After one too many failed dates and a fake relationship with a certain Weasley, she figured a few weeks away from the social grind couldn’t hurt. Field research at a Romanian dragon reserve? Peace, purpose, and absolutely no chance of awkward romantic entanglements.
"Just because he has forearms that look like they were carved by ancient Greek wizards, and tattoos that frankly should come with a health warning, and this whole rumpled-smile-quiet-intensity thing that makes women forget their name-”
A quiet cough.
Hermione froze.
Alicia arched one brow and nodded toward the seating area behind the bookshelf.
Charlie was there.
Tea in hand. Legs crossed. Looking mildly stunned, but otherwise infuriatingly composed.
Hermione stared at him in dawning horror. “Oh,” she said faintly.
Charlie nodded politely. “Afternoon.”Bookmarked by SiriusCatBennett
23 Jun 2026
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Welcome to the DMFFA!
Strange things are happening here... There are curses to be broken, there is research to be done, and a mysterious door has materialised at the Ministry of Magic. Hermione Granger is the only one who can see it, but should she go inside? Especially when everything it contains relates to her childhood bully, and reformed Death Eater, Draco Malfoy...
Hermione is playing a dangerous game with the DMFFA, but what does it all mean? And what does D-M-F-F-A even stand for??
Well, you tell me. First correct guess wins a prize. As does the funniest incorrect guess... (no, seriously, come and guess over on my IG AsphyxiKate).
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Bookmarked by SiriusCatBennett
22 Jun 2026