Simpingforsnape



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    Mike Schmidt is just trying to get by and it seems like everyone is out to make that impossible. Fired from his job, late on his rent, and late on his lone repayment, it feels like the walls are closing in. Salvation seems to come in the form of a cake walk night guard job at the local pizzeria. What could be easier than watching a bunch of animatronics? Mike is of course doomed to find out, but thankfully there's someone watching out for him. Someone eight feet tall with a certain... idea, of courtship.

     

    (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ As of December 3rd (2025) this work is slowly undergoing construction! It's a fun story and I've been wanting to 'clean it up' for a while now. I won't be uploading an entirely separate fic for this, as the story itself isn't really changing. Chapters will slowly be 'polished', and I will update the count here when they do. Thanks for reading this wild story!

    Chapter polishing in progress. Current total: 6

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    Shen Yuan transmigrates into Heaven Official’s Blessing and is given a mission from the hateful system; to reform the Night Touring Green Lantern, Qi Rong, into a tolerable character.

    Spanish Translation of Reforming System by @AniMedMar

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    27 Jun 2026

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    “I’m not the prey here.” Hermione whispered as Draco continued to circle her. He stopped, a touch away, so close that he was breathing in the pounding notes of her bleeding heart. She hoped it tasted like poison to him.
    He leaned in, eyes on her lips. “Aren’t you?”

     

    Hermione Granger awakens after the Battle of Hogwarts to find herself in a maze of unidentifiable rooms, each holding a horror more frightening than the last. She thinks she is alone, brought here by Voldemort to be tortured, but soon runs into Draco Malfoy. Their story was supposed to be simple: reluctant allies until they beat the maze and find the exit. But when new players are introduced, Order members and Death Eaters alike, they must decide who they want to become and who they must try to save. Even if that means betraying each other.
    *takes place immediately after the battle, so books 1-7 stay canon*

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    06 Jun 2026

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    Harry had only wanted to get the Hoover Dam tour over with, he didn't know what he did wrong. Why did that mysterious cube turn him into a robot? Had everyone known there was a huge laboratory underneath the dam? And what was going to happen to him now?
    Poor Harry felt lost in his little Sector Seven cell. But it wasn't all bad, at least he had Lord Megatron there to protect him.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    In the end, it was Jack and Maddie that caused Phantom.
    It was Phantom that caused the downfall of Jack and Maddie.
    It was Jack and Maddie that destroyed Danny Fenton.
    It was Danny Fenton who accepted Phantom.
    And so Ouroboros swallowed himself.

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    11 May 2026