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30 Days of StaticRadio challenge.
100-word drabbles in which Alastor is an unwilling puppet for Vox
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“…Perhaps you can teach me how to use those?”
Vox kisses the demon's knuckles again before he lets out a soft chuckle and releases one hand from Alastor's to pat his lap. He uses the still clasped hand to draw the deer out of his seat and around the table. "Come on, Bambi. I'll help you," he says with amusement and delight, his smile bright and genuine.
Guided around, Alastor takes a careful seat on Vox’s lap, not at all looking to see if his earlier jabbed flirt had caused any reaction. “Not a word if I drop something,” he states his demand, petulant and firm.
Vox wraps one arm around Alastor's waist as soon as he's seated comfortably. "So that means I still get to laugh," he teases and leans up, nipping playfully at the deer's jaw.
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- Part 75 of Carrots & Potatoes
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“I'm sorry, Val can't come to the phone right now.” by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
22 Jun 2026
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Vox's grin widens maliciously—every bit the shark-like predator he truly is, showing clearly on his screen. He allows the extra voltage to dissipate harmlessly as he places his palms flat on the desk, leaning forward as he responds in a matching low voice, nearly a purring growl. "What the fuck does it matter to you as long as you get paid? Just spread your legs and smile pretty for the camera, like you always do."
Angel Dust matches the scowl and glare, leaning back in an air of nonchalance as if he is anywhere near the overlord’s level.
“Wow, like I haven’t ‘eard THAT one before,” Angel replies blandly with a roll of his eyes. “LOOK. I’m just ‘ere to HELP you, Flat-Face. I get paid either way, but your ‘business partner’—” he raises the bottom set to make the air quotes, returning to his hips while the top two continue enunciating his speech. “ —Is missin’. and I ain’t the ONLY one askin’ questions. Not ta’ mention Travis’s dumbass calls."
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- Part 74 of Carrots & Potatoes
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The princess is interrupted by a low rumble and the ground beneath their feet shaking. Before she can even turn back around, Lucifer has appeared, pinning Alastor back against the couch with a long angelic blade pressed to his throat. The Devil is in full regalia with intense, burning eyes and massive wings flared wide. The only sound in the room is the crackle of fire atop Lucifer's crown and the startled gasp of Charlie clasping her hands over her mouth.
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO THIS TIME?! Go on! Give me a reason to end you RIGHT NOW, ASSHOLE!" Lucifer roars out with a thousand voices of the damned, growling so close to Alastor's face, the deer can feel the heat rolling off of the smaller man.
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- Part 73 of Carrots & Potatoes
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Rosie shakes off her thoughts, taking another sip of tea before answering. "Justa dab a blood for some rituals she was wantin’ ta practice. Nuthin’ I aint got plenty’a extra layin round. It's not a botha at all," she says, waving it off as a small favor between allies.
"I'm far more interested in some details ‘bout what you been upta’. Give ol’ Rosie some juicy bits, huh?"
“Very well,” Alastor acquiesces with another sigh as the spotlight is once more shifted onto him. “Did you get a chance to sample any of our…angelic, counterparts during the battle?” he hums, the radio demon’s arrogance returning with a wide grin, “Because that is but one of the rather extravagant meals Vox served to me~”
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- Part 72 of Carrots & Potatoes
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Carrots & Potatoes by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
12 Jul 2026
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In Your Dreams, Old Pal by impale-me-radio-daddy (Teshub)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
16 Jul 2024
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Alastor had never wanted to murder anyone as badly as he wanted to murder the version of Alastor that Vox dreamed of. The creature was, put simply, a simpering, effete idiot.
They were in a high class restaurant in some part of the states Alastor didn’t recognize, all art deco paneling and chandeliers that glowed a soft gold, the kind of lighting that made every patron look like they were being filmed through a Vaseline smeared lens; good skin, bright eyes. Even Alastor was pressed to admit it was a classy joint. Why Vox was dreaming of taking Alastor here was anyone's guess.
“Of course, darling, whatever you want!” The version of Alastor at the dinner table made a tittering little laugh, fingers to its chest where the top three buttons of its shirt were undone, and Alastor's claws itched as he watched from behind his menu at the next table. He didn't laugh like that. Well, perhaps he did, sometimes, but always for terrifying effect.
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Alastor finds himself intruding in the dreams of his friend and assistant, Vox.
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16 Jul 2026
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The Care and Keeping of Dangerous Things by FinestGalaxy
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
10 Jul 2026
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Vincent Whittman awakens in Hell with no memory of ever being there before. Instead of fire and brimstone, he finds himself locked inside a cage in a quiet cabin deep in the bayou, watched over by a stranger who insists he's there to carry out Vincent's punishment.
Alastor has a secret. He has no intention of letting Vincent become Vox ever again.
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13 Jul 2026
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Vox is new to Hell and thriving. Sure, he’s three feet tall now and has a television for head, but nothing is perfect.
Well.
Except Alastor. Alastor is perfect. He is perfect and Vox knows with absolute certainty that this unholy, cannibalistic deer-radio amalgamation likely spawned in the cold and chaos before the dawn of time itself is his soulmate.
Or: Vox shoots his shot.
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07 Jul 2026
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In 1933 Alastor manages to summon a demon with a rectangular, glowing head who keeps staring at him like he can't decide between tearing him apart and worshipping him at his feet.
Meanwhile, Vox just blew up himself and the entire universe and suddenly stands before a second chance. He simply has no idea what that second chance entails.
In other words: The demon Vox and human Alastor time travel roadtrip fic that spiralled and suddenly gained a plot
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Bookmarked by Simon_Sayez
07 May 2026
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And then came the voice.
It wasn't a shout, or even a notable increase in volume. It was simply... the voice. That alpha quality that Alastor deployed like a weapon, that deep resonance that vibrated in the bones and made the body obey before the mind could protest.
"Ask me for what you want," Alastor said, and every syllable was a command etched into Vox's marrow. "Politely. Or I won't consider it."
The effect was immediate.
Vox felt his body go from being taut as a violin string to melting like butter. His shoulders relaxed, his clenched teeth unclenched, and his knees suddenly became very unstable. The alpha command had found its target, had penetrated all his defenses, and his inner omega responded with a submission that was equally shameful and relieving.
Damn it, Vox thought, as his voice softened without his permission. Damn, damn, damn.
"Please," he said, and his tone was so low, so sweet, so pathetically submissive that he almost didn't recognize himself. "Please, Alastor. Make me a baby."
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07 May 2026