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When you’re going up in flames, sometimes other people can smell the smoke. On the flip side, at least: when you’re on fire, sometimes other people can feel the warmth.
Or, scenes from Home Economics, told from the perspective of everyone else.
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- Part 2 of [Podfic] homegrown
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[Podfic of] Shane Hollander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day by aethel-multivoice (aethel), blackglass, klb, LRRH_Collabs (LittleRedRobinHood), reena_jenkins, Shmaylor, vexbatch pods (vexbatch)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Alexander and the Terrible Horrible No-Good Very Bad Day - Judith Viorst
27 Jun 2026
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Podfic by klb, secretsofluftnarp, shmaylor, wingedwords, LittleRedRobinHood, aethel, reena_jenkins, vexbatch, & blackglass of Shane Hollander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day by trillingstar
Author's summary: Draft day shenanigans, with apologies to Judith Viorst.
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Four games in a regular season plus maybe All Star games and maybe the MLH awards means -
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What with living in different countries and having packed schedules and public lives -
Six years of hooking up really means that Ilya has met up to have sex with Shane Hollander sixteen times.
Total.Ilya and Shane, sixteen encounters, 2010-2016.
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The Swiss National League doesn’t care about the legendary Hollander-Rozanov rivalry. When the MLH can’t negotiate with the Hockey Players’ Union in time to prevent a hockey lockout at the start of the 2015 season, the Zürich Lions jump at the chance to sign both Shane and Ilya to short-term contracts. For four months in Switzerland, they share a team, a line, a house, and a bed.
Then the lockout ends in January, and it’s time to go back. Back to different countries, cities, lives. Beds.
Reentry is harder than expected.
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- Part 1 of [Podfic] homegrown
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When Ottawa declines to make an offer to add Ilya to their roster, Shane and Ilya are at a loss for what to do next.
Enter Yuna Hollander.
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[Podfic] How It Happens by Shmaylor for LordSmeldingtonTheThird
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
27 Dec 2024
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Five universes Harrow's subconscious conjured that she didn't like, and one that maybe, regrettably, she did.
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Outtakes and other fun snippets that didn't make it into Bella, Mulier Qui. No real plot or story arc, just people from the Bella, Mulier Qui story having lunch together or making plans to have lunch together.
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- Part 8 of [Podfic] Whatever You Love Best
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When she wakes up again, it’s nine a.m. and the app on her phone says the surf’s up at Oceanside. She doesn’t have work. She’s on an extended family emergency leave that really should have ended. But every time she thinks about emailing her boss, she thinks of the sick feeling of dread she used to get going into work half the mornings, and she thinks, I don’t want to think about it, and, aren’t I allowed, for once in my life, to slack off, just a little, and she doesn’t email, or call, or turn on her work phone. Instead, she surfs, and tries not to feel guilty about it.
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- Part 7 of [Podfic] Whatever You Love Best
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[Podfic] Drag It Out and Never Quit by henrikvanderhussy (Shmaylor)
Fandoms: Nancy Drew (Video Games), Nancy Drew - Carolyn Keene
13 May 2024
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It didn't matter where Deirdre went: a party, the store, her home, the privacy of her own mind. Nancy was always there, haunting her.
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[Podfic] Donation by Shmaylor for horchata
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
27 Dec 2023
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Evidently someone in Genomics had realized at the last minute that the Warden's imminent departure might mean permanently losing access to some high-quality necro spunk, and put in a request for a donation.
"Did they give you the magazines too, or were those your own idea?"
"Theirs," Pal said. He sounded tired and more than a bit frustrated. "I've been trying for twenty minutes and no luck. We leave in three days. I have better things to be doing than jerking off into a specimen jar."
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[Podfic] Restitutio ad integrum by Shmaylor for horchata
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
27 Dec 2023
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To his credit, the Warden didn’t look confused to see me. He didn’t even look surprised.
“I thought they might start pairing us in exams,” he said.
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[Podfic] iron will by Shmaylor for horchata
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
27 Dec 2023
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The bones needed to be destroyed.
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[Podfic] For the Warden, From Camilla by Shmaylor for horchata
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
27 Dec 2023
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C. Hect obtains an ancient artifact with a very serious purpose.
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Four weddings Hayes and Bells attend together, 4+1 style
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- Part 6 of [Podfic] Whatever You Love Best
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- Kudos:
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[Podfic] Always a Bit Left Over by blackglass, klb_multivoice (klb), reena_jenkins, secretsofluftnarp, Shmaylor for Hawkshaw
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Doctor Who (2005)
27 Aug 2023
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Podfic (00:03:19)
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The ‘popcorn’ button on the TARDIS microwave causes all corn within a two mile radius to violently explode. -
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“I tried Star Wars," he says, adjusting the phone under his neck, "and it was way underwhelming.”
A shaky breath from her end. “Well, where did you start?”
“What do you mean?”
“Where did you start watching?”
“Uh, at the beginning?”
“There’s your problem,” she says.
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[podfic] Millennium Bug by blackglass, elaineofshalott (LadyofMisrule), klb_multivoice (klb), LRRH_Collabs (LittleRedRobinHood), luvtheheaven (VioletEmerald), reena_jenkins, Shmaylor, wingedwords (gunpowderandlove), wordsaremyfaith
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
24 Jun 2023
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Five people L3-37 spoke with, and one who got a translator.
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Routine repairs take a turn for the techno-erotic, and Eiffel considers going down on the ship.
That isn't a typo.
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[Podfic] love me don't worship by Shmaylor for secretsofluftnarp
Fandoms: The Silt Verses (Podcast)
27 Dec 2022
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Page told Carpenter once that she was going to make a new god. A better god. A god that she could love.
She gets to work.
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[Podfic] celebrate good times (come on!) by Shmaylor for secretsofluftnarp
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
27 Dec 2022
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Gideon idly wonders what people in the Eighth do for fun. The answer will astound you! (Orgies. It's orgies.)
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