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Sirius is a sleep demon who gives nightmares to humans. Remus is an insomniac with hallucinations.
Unstoppable force, meet Immovable object.
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“No!” Sirius smacked the plastic cup filled with stale cereal out of his punished human’s hand. He responded a touch more dramatically this time to Sirius’ sudden physical appearance, though it was mostly due to the fact that his food now covered the floor. “Eat some real food and go to sleep!” Sirius’ skin prickled with a thousand fiery needles—release, release, release.
“My Cheerios,” his punished human mumbled, eyes glued to the ground forlornly.
“How can you even be functioning on this little sleep?” Sirius’ voice pitched higher and higher as he spoke. He wondered if he was capable of yanking his fake human hair out.
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- Part 1 of of sleep demons and humans
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of sleep demons and humans by orphan_account, Shira_a
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Aug 2018
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“People would talk,” he tries, repurposing an old line, a shortcut to a recurring theme in their lives.
“They do little else.” John dutifully completes the circuit with a sigh. “Sherlock,” he continues haltingly, eyes falling back to his hands as he considers his words. “Would they be wrong, though, really?”
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Bookmarked by Shira_a
11 Apr 2026
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Bookmarked by Shira_a
15 Mar 2026
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One slip of the thumb means that Tony just texted a picture of his dick to Captain America instead of his casual hookup. Which is just as well because the guy hates him anyways.
It's certainly the weirdest way he's ever managed to break the ice.
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- Part 1 of The Dick Pic 'Verse
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- English
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16 Oct 2022
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Sex Lies and Newsprint by nightwalker
Fandoms: Marvel Adventures: Avengers, Avengers (Comic)
29 Sep 2013
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A year of Cap/Tony romance as told by the tabloids.
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06 Aug 2022
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1796 Broadway by rainproof, teaberryblue
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
19 Sep 2014
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Captain America respectfully requests that all complaints be addressed to him in writing. On paper, the nice old-fashioned way, because the computer screen hurts his eyes.
Put your phone down, Tony.
Originally written as a daily epistolary serial, September 19, 2013-September 19, 2014.
NOW COMPLETE.
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- Part 1 of Earth-1796
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13 Jul 2021