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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    After closing the case on Laura Palmer's murder, Harry takes Dale fishing.

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    10 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 23

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    Agent Cooper is the kind of man who leaves a lasting first impression. It only takes a month for Harry to realize just how lasting that impression will be.

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    09 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 22

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    In which the Vampire Armand wants to ask Daniel Molloy on a date but keeps biffing it so badly he has to mind wipe him and start over until he can get it right.

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    Armand accidentally 50 First Dates Daniel

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    28 Jun 2026

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    "We can start here, I guess. If we're talking about us," Pete says. "Nineteen-eighty-six. The first thing I thought, when I saw you in that O-club, was: Iceman is off-limits. Capital O, capital L."

    Despite himself, despite the fear, Tom laughs a little. "Oh, yeah? Why's that?"

    "Well, first off, we were competition. And yeah, you were attractive, but then you opened your mouth and I swear. You were just an asshole. Goose is trying to introduce you to me and here I am thinking about how much of an asshole you are. Shut up about Cougar, asshole."

    "It was supposed to be a friendly competition!"

    "Yeah, right. So that's what I was thinking: he's attractive, clearly doesn't know how to talk to other men, might be into the proposition if I framed it the right way. But he's an asshole, so this competition is just gonna be friendly." Pete pauses. Then he says, "Ice, you wanna get married?"

    And that's how they start talking about it.

    (Or: they finally get around to talking about it. Plus a couple extra stories for good luck.)

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Maverick dies, but it doesn't end there.

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    [“Hey, kiddo, are you with me?”

    Maverick opened his eyes and found that he could see. He blinked in the sudden light as his surroundings came into focus. Quite literally came into focus, as though everything around him was resolving into itself as he looked, deciding to form a lawn, flowerbeds, the tree trunk that he had been leant against. The sun was blinding overhead, high noon. In the distance, hazy and indistinct, he could make out a house. It looked vague, like a half formed memory but it was familiar.

    Just like the man crouched in front of him.

    “Dad?” He croaked.]

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    04 Jun 2026