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Across Kakashi’s years as a shinobi, there are many times he is on death’s door, popping in to say hello to the Shinigami.
He just happens to always get pushed out again.This is a compilation of those times where he just. won’t. die.
Or the times when he decides chakra exhaustion can wait and get in line, and when he thinks death is for Bad Shinobi. Kakashi’s a Good Shinobi.(Crack/fluff. No angst today!)
On indefinite hiatus
(In chronological order.)Series
- Part 5 of Glowing in the Moonlight
- Part 3 of Oneshots/twoshots. Those things i wanna put somewhere.
- Part 9 of All My Naruto Things!
Bookmarked by SharinganRed
10 Jun 2026
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Love this, very humorous crack. But never gonna get updated
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Ok, so this story started as a random crack fic idea I had about Akatsuki and Kakashi. It's a found-family comedy (with some angst) so canon events were rearranged to make the dynamics work well.
I've altered Naruto canon timelines and ages for the sake of plot consistency, emotional dynamics, and found-family vibes. The Akatsuki are still criminals and obviously dangerous, but this story focuses more on relationships, trauma recovery, humor, and basically an accidental adoption rather than canon accuracy.
Please do not expect strict canon accuracy. This started as a crack idea and then accidentally became more wholesome.
Bookmarked by SharinganRed
01 Jun 2026
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This was it, then. Starving to death in the middle of a forest. It wasn’t how he wanted it to end, but at least he’d be seeing them again.
He let his posture collapse, head tipping forward with the rest of him. The ground rushed up, a soft, pale blanket, and for a heartbeat, he welcomed it.
Except the softness never came. Instead, something hit him square in the forehead. Hard. His arms snapped up automatically, catching himself. What—
Bread. A loaf of bread, steaming as it landed in front of him. It was deep brown around the edges, like it had just come out of the oven.
“Here.” A low voice cut through the ringing in his ears. “Starving’s pathetic. Take it.”
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Obito didn't care if Kakashi lived. He was an imposter, anyway.
But the 'great' Copy Ninja, starving to death? That was just... embarrassing.Bookmarked by SharinganRed
01 Jun 2026
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Obito is given a new chance to relive his life. Through this chance, he finally decided to be better and fix everything. His new goals? Make sure Madara dies, protect as much people he loves as possible, and save the world.
But there's something different about this new life. People have secondary genders and... he's predicted to become an alpha?
What the fuck does that even mean? And why are secondary genders so lewd!
Bookmarked by SharinganRed
28 May 2026
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A place of rest | a cafe, a vacation house, a tomb
His life is a comedy of errors. The people he loves seem determined to outdo each other in how badly they traumatized him. The grand winner?— Congratulations, Nohara Rin!
“Promise me that even if I die, you still have to find a way to be happy, okay?”Rin made him promise months before she ironically dies.
So years later, Hatake Kakashi fakes his death, and Sukea opens a dog cafe “Haven and Hounds” in a snowy, forgotten corner of Kaminari no Kuni.
The shinobi world can burn. He’ll be watching the sunset, hot chocolate in hand.
But hey, isn’t that customer with the orange mask cute? (Everyone disagrees)
(The dog cafe owner Sukea x ‘definitely not a terrorist’ Tobi fic nobody asked for)
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04 Jan 2026