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Alastor stopped his stirring, and glanced over his shoulder, scrutinizing the Angel with a dangerous gaze. Despite the fact that Lucifer could easily beat Alastor’s ass in less than a minute without even lifting a finger, something about the deer made him nervous at times.
Alastor’s smile appeared more sharp than usual, but he eventually turned back to the stove to continue his cooking. After what felt like an eternity of awkward silence, he joyfully replied, “Jambalaya! My mother showed me this recipe when I was a young lad and I’ve been making it since, she was the best cook I could ever know!” Though Lucifer could not see his face, he could have sworn that Alastor almost sounded wistful.
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Alastor’s where abouts were not mentioned in episode 6, and neither were Lucifer’s. What if they were both at the hotel together that night?
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11 Jul 2026
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If pressed, Lucifer didn’t know what he’d expected to happen to Adam after getting that much-deserved stabbing. Probably nothing. As in, actual nothing, obsolescence, a complete eradication from each and every plane of existence so that nobody would have to hear a single fucking shitty guitar riff again.
In retrospect, that must have been one of Lucifer’s very rare sparks of unfounded optimism.Or: 5 times Adam got put back in his place + 1 time Vox got the same treatment
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11 Jul 2026
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Lucifer and Alastor finally announce their relationship to the rest of Hell. Chaos, unsurprisingly, ensues.
Direct Sequel to "I Can Make Him Worse"
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10 Jul 2026
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In a pragmatic attempt to spur Hell's infuriatingly ineffective king into doing something useful for a change, Alastor finds Lucifer becoming far more attached to him than he had intended and scrambles to deal with the consequences.
Lucifer is just trying to figure his shit out and not completely fuck things up with Charlie.
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10 Jul 2026
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What would happen if Alastor’s murders were considered good deeds for the protection they offered the victims of his victims? Well you’d get one very bored angel who wants nothing more than to fall down to the fiery pit below. Catching the eye of the king of hell might just finally make this dream possible.
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10 Jul 2026