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  1. Rec 26

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    A series of Alfred needing a raise at all times

    ➡️ Alfred: One collapsed soufflé away from retiring to the countryside.

    ➡️ Damian: Treats marriage like a tactical alliance and somehow gets a yes anyway.

    ➡️ Jon: Hears "future husband" and immediately signs up.

    ➡️ Tim: Attempts to explain emotions; receives psychic damage instead.

    ➡️ Jason: Convinced this is the funniest thing to happen to the family in years.

    ➡️ Dick: Already planning the wedding playlist and betting pool.

    ➡️ Bruce: One "betrothed" away from a complete system reboot.

    ➡️ Clark: Has no idea what's coming.

    Featuring: super-hearing, emotional illiteracy, and a very concerned butler.

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    05 Jun 2026

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  2. Rec 10

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    Jon needs songs to focus better, but which weirdo listens to classical music? His best friend, apparently , and Jon has to fix that.

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    Jon convinces Damian to dance and sing to 'Hips Don't Lie' by Shakira!

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    28 May 2026

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  3. Rec 8

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    ‘Great. My name's Jonathan Kent. What's yours?’ he says, putting his backpack down next to Damian and sitting next to the fire, leaning close and sticking his hands near for warmth.

    Damian scoffed.

    ‘What's the point of telling you my name? We’re going to die anyway. You may be sooner than later the way you trust.’ Damian said, smiling as Jon huffed and pouted.

    ‘You just didn't give off weird killer vibes. Even with a sword.’ Jon says, waving Damian off. ‘Fine, keep your secrets, katana man.’

    ‘Do not call me that.’ Damian says and Jon laughs quietly.

    ‘Then what should I call you?’ he asks and Damian doesn't give an answer, just stares at the fire.

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    In a zombie apocalypse two boys find each other and try to make it to safety.

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    26 May 2026

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  4. Rec *

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    “I…” Damian said, mumbling a little. “I am not good at, uh, these things but…I know you like this so…um, can I hug you?” Damian struggled to request, unsure if he was asking correctly or being strange, it certainly felt strange to him.

    Jon looked back at Damian confused, seeing the older boy looking awkward and opening his arms and legs so Jon could settle fully back into Damian. They had hardly ever done things like this before but god, Jon really did want the contact, but he hesitated.

    “A-Are you sur-“

    “Yes or I would not offer.” Damian cut him off and beckoned with his hands.

    It was all Jon needed to hear before he crawled back into Damian’s embrace, sitting sideways between his arms and legs, burying his face into Damian’s tunic, the body armor underneath pressing against his face but Jon didn’t care.
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    Jon's heart is breaking and to his surprise his best friend wants to comfort him, something Damian rarely did and Jon was beyond grateful to have him in this moment. He wanted to soak up every second of what Damian was offering, even if it felt selfish.

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    26 Apr 2026

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  5. Public Bookmark 16

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    One shot

    You are convinced to summon Bloody Mary at 3 am by your drunk college friends. Unfortunately you misread the instructions and now there are two men kissing in the mirror behind you

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    23 Apr 2026

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