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    It’s obvious to everyone but Deadpool that Spider-Man is in love with him.

    (Basically: 5 times Someone Else realized Spider-Man was down bad for Deadpool, and one time Wade learned it for himself.)

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    16 Jun 2026

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    “What did I fucking say?!” Deadpool yells from across the room. “‘Don’t go into the drug lord’s sex den without me.’ I was very specific!”

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    15 Jun 2026

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    The gas is still permeating the room. Peter wasn’t suspecting it — there was nothing about this guy to suggest he had any sort of experience engineering neurochemicals — and thus, Peter was unprepared. There was no time to escape.

    “I mean, this shit won’t work on me ‘cause of my healing factor," Wade continues. "And everybody knows that Spidey’s a beta!”

    The criminal glowers, hunched desperately over his gas canister on the other side of the room. Wade’s right that the dude is out of options, but he’s wrong about Peter being a beta. It’s not his fault — that’s exactly what Peter led everyone to believe.

    Or: Wade discovers that Spidey is an omega.

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    15 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 12

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    Our friendly, neighborhood Spider-man is too broke to afford his apartment and just lost his job. He finds a new one at the only place that seems to want to hire him, which just happens to be a popular mercenary bar. How will Peter deal with the constant danger and risk of being there, as well as an entertaining man that brightens his mood every shift?

    Basically Peter gets hired at Sister Margaret's and meets Wade (romance and drama ensue)

     

    DO NOT FEED THIS TO AI!! I WILL FIGURE OUT WHO YOU ARE AND PERSONALLY FIND A WAY TO DRAG YOU TO HELL!

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    14 Jun 2026

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    "Alright, sweetums. Let’s get that nose of yours back in its original spot.”

    He grabs the kids face gently, tilting his head towards himself. Wade takes his thumb and–wait–what the fuck?
    Wade tilts his head to the side in utter confusion as he tries to understand what in the shit fuck is happening right now. Not only is his nose magically unbroken, but the black eye has faded into a lighter shade and his split lip looks less swollen. He runs a thumb over his nose gently to check to see if it's indeed intact, leaning in close with a quizzical frown. All Wade can find is the yellowish hue of a healing bruise that was once there. Is he a mutant with a healing factor? How many mutants does he know? Not exactly many. How many mutants does he know that are as pretty as this? His eyes scan down the length of his body, trying to figure out the puzzle in front of him on the table. He’s just missing some pieces…

    What is he not seeing?

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    14 Jun 2026