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Harry Potter gets Kissed.
Thrust into a world much like his own, Harry must navigate family life, a nemesis who behaves nothing like he should, and seeing magic no one else can.
Same shite, different day.
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Harry Potter was born a Squib.
It doesn't stick.
Unfortunately, Tom Riddle does.Bookmarked by ScreamingPotatoes
28 Jun 2026
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Beware the Mushroom by eclipse888
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Aug 2024
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Shen Qingqiu regretted that he specifically was chosen for this mission. He could have sent a senior disciple instead!
He took his next step and something clicked under his foot. Shen Qingqiu froze.
Oh no, fuck. He very much hoped it was not what he thought it was while he knew there was little chance he was wrong. What was a Sandy Ash Funnel doing here of all places?? They were supposed to be native to the Western Desert! And... what the- had the mushroom just attached itself to his spiritual energy?
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or: Shen Qingqiu runs into a wife plot in the wild
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28 Jun 2026
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Legacy by FaeQueenInu, JoWithTheFlow
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
26 Jun 2026
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Nedzu tilted his head. “According to our records, despite someone attempting to do everything they could to detach you from this fact, you are, in fact, the child of a legal Hero.”
Aizawa sucked in a hissed breath as Yagi’s attention snapped to Midoriya…Midoriya who seemed to have forgotten how to breathe.
Yagi’s voice wavered. “Young Midoriya…”
“Do you understand what this means, Midoriya?” Nedzu asked calmly, folding his paws in front of him.
Midoriya did not answer.
Aizawa decided to speak for him. “You are a Legacy.”
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27 Jun 2026
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Simon is pretty sure by this point that his soulmate, whoever they are, hates him.
(Or: Soulmates can feel each other's pain. For Grace and Simon, this is less than ideal.)
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26 Jun 2026
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Heaven is a language we both speak by Emily_Was_Here_23
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Apr 2023
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When investigating a heavenly artifact both Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghua accidently reveal they might be more than their demon husbands ever thought they were.
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26 Jun 2026
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since antiquity by Aminias
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Oct 2020
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Three things can never be stopped from entering a household; liquor, spies, and gossip.
The fourth lesser known thing is not a thing at all but a person and his name is Shen Yuan.
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- Part 1 of the world under heaven
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26 Jun 2026
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I Want To Marry The Beautiful Ice Prince But I'm The Protagonist Of A Xianxia Webnovel And Have To Become Demon Emperor First by ZsforSs
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Jun 2026
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Shen Yuan is reborn as Mobei Jun's little brother and accidentally breaks the entire plot.
Will he survive the Northern Desert's brutal succession fights? Will he figure out Luo Binghe is in love with him before their wedding? Does he have any idea how difficult he is making things for his poor Airplane Bro??
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25 Jun 2026
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This is a series of short pieces exploring various ideas about Harry traveling back in time to Tom Riddle’s schooldays. Some are gen, some slash, and some have more warnings than others. I’ll be posting one a day between the summer solstice and the first of August.
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25 Jun 2026
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Heaven (Must Be Missing an Angel) by chubbysloth11
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
19 May 2026
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Rocky and Ryland happen upon a bloody submarine in space. When Rocky says he detects another heartbeat, he and Ryland find a man covered in blood inside.
Things get interesting when the man calls Ryland an angel and doesn't seem keen on letting the nickname go.
Or, 5 times Simon called Ryland by the wrong name and the one time he got it right
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- Part 3 of BloodyMary
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24 Jun 2026
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Harry Potter has never met Lord Voldemort, ruler of Magical Britain and half of Europe, but through a complicated series of events, he has spent ten years raising his son.
...Sort of.
This would be fine, except unbeknownst to him, he has just passed by the Dark Lord in Diagon Alley, who took one look at Adrian Marvolo Riddle and come to a great misunderstanding.
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24 Jun 2026
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After having lost everything and everyone he knew or cared about, Harry crosses through the Veil. When he steps back out again, he finds himself in London during the early 1940s.
Knowing that his presence alone means that the future has been changed, Harry's chance encounter with a young Tom Riddle makes him decide to lean into it. After all, who could stop him? It's not like anything could truly threaten the Master of Death.
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- Part 7 of Rabbit Warren
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24 Jun 2026
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We Can Meet Again Somewhere by KingFern
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
21 Apr 2026
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“What’s your name?”
Simon was startled for a moment, and pulled his gaze back to Grace. His eyes were soft—not to say they weren’t before, but something had changed.
“Simon.”
Grace smiled. “Nice to meet you, Simon.”Or; The Eridians find a weird submarine alone on a moon and take it back to their human expert.
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23 Jun 2026
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Somebody Else Wants That by ValeWright42
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
03 May 2026
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"...emitting a radio frequency, I tuned into it expecting little more than feedback, maybe due to a magnetic inbalance-”
“And??”
Wordlessly, they flick a switch, and the noise is played loud enough for the entire room to hear it.
“Please,” a voice sobs, “Please, it hurts- I'm scared, I just- please, I just want to live. Why doesn't anyone else want that? Why can't I- I want to-” it breaks off into more sobbing and the room practically vibrates with tension.
“That-! That is the language spoken by Engineer Rocky's Grace! That is HUMAN language!”
“Yes.”
“There is a human down there?? That shouldn't be-”
“But there is. What now?”
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AT-5 pops up on the edges of the Eridian Solar System with no explanation. They find Simon under the ocean.Series
- Part 1 of There's Value in Company
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23 Jun 2026
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In the Absence of Space by Cowboycrows
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
12 May 2026
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Simon waited.
Waited for them to apologize. Tell him there’s nothing they could do. That he wasn’t worth the trouble or resources, that he wasn’t worth the time.
But that never came.
Instead, after a second Grace came back on the line, his voice sounding determined now. “Alright,” he said. “Hang tight.”
Simon blinked slowly. “What?”
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23 Jun 2026
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honey, tell me: are you good at staying still? by BeeLove
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
12 May 2026
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(wake up your saints, ryland, i need them)
In which Ryland Grace makes it his mission to rescue the broken, bloody man he and Rocky found drifting among the stars. (He just doesn't realize that this broken, bloody man is going to rescue him too.)
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23 Jun 2026
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Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary (Comic) by BronzePlates
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
18 Jun 2026
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A comic re-posted from my Tumblr
There's no reason Simon would wake up on the Hail Mary and act rationally after dying in a blood ocean.
So, he doesn't
Good luck to Grace and Rocky
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23 Jun 2026
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A Treatise on the Care and Feeding of Eldritch Familiars by RestMyCase for eclipse888
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jun 2026
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“Does bonding with you mean you’re mine?” he asked with nearly a childlike wonder.
Gasps erupted behind them.
Familiars did not speak aloud.
Shen Jiu ignored everyone else completely.
“It means you're mine,” he corrected coolly.
The creature’s eyes narrowed pleasantly.
“Ah,” it said softly. “That works too.”
Shen Jiu wants a powerful familiar. An intelligent familiar. A familiar worthy of the Academy's top student.
What he gets is Shen Yuan.
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Shen Jiu accidentally summons an eldritch horror with the personality of an affectionate cat and discovers that everyone else's survival instincts are dramatically overdeveloped.
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22 Jun 2026
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Single Father of One (1) Flour Child by Ramabear (RyMagnatar) for BorealisPhoenix
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jun 2026
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During sixth year, Harry and his yearmates are gathered to participate in an inter-house multi-week project to take care of a little magical doll that would act just like a real baby in order to emulate a popular Muggle school activity of a similar nature. The students have to pair up and 'adopt' a baby together, promoting cooperation as well as responsibility. However, because of the uneven number of students, one of them has to be a single parent.
Of course, Harry Potter ends up raising his doll alone.
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- Part 6 of Rabbit Warren
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22 Jun 2026
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Absolute Boyfriend LQG-00 by PeerlessCourgette (marimorimo)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Jun 2026
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Due to a shipping error, Shen Yuan ends up with a RealBoyfriend ULTRA PRO android modeled after Liu Qingge.
Naturally, he immediately tries to return it. Unfortunately, the android has already imprinted on him.
Shen Yuan: This is a mistake.
Liu Qingge.exe: Boyfriend acquired.
Shen Yuan: No.
Liu Qingge.exe: Yes.
OOC! OOC! Shen Yuan demands a product return, right this minute!
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OR: Shen Yuan accidentally receives a Liu Qingge sex doll, customer support is useless, and Liu Qingge is determined to speedrun a relationship.- Language:
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21 Jun 2026
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Lord Voldemort held up Potter’s marked arm for the rest to see as if they hadn’t already. “Harry Potter is now one of your own.”
Harry Potter turned and with a large grin waved at Severus. Then twisting back towards their lord he asked over his shoulder, “Am I supposed to hug you now or kiss your feet or something?”
Their lord sighed. “No, Harry.”
“Are you sure? This feels like a hugging moment.”
Severus peeled himself away from the rest and swooped the boy away before he could embarrass himself farther. Under his breath he muttered, “You can hug Sirius when you get home. We do not hug our lord.”
“Sirius gives the best hugs, of course, you already know that.”
Bellatrix would be thrilled at seeing Severus Snape humiliated so, under his large hood, she was sure his face was flushed with it, but her mind was still twisted with unease. She doubted she was alone.
Harry Potter had just marked himself with a large target and he would never be one of their own.
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20 Jun 2026