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• Sanctuary by Scheissemann

  Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

  • Mature
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  04 Sep 2023

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Muriel (Good Omens)
  • Nina (Good Omens)
  • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Mrs Sandwich (Good Omens)
  • Light Angst
  • Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con
  • but not really
  • Song: We Don't Talk About Bruno (Disney)
  • that's basically the whole idea
  • They/Them Pronouns for Muriel (Good Omens)
  • Crowley is a Mess (Good Omens)
  • Post Season 2
  • Emotionally Hurt Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms
  • Crowley Needs a Hug (Good Omens)
  • POV Outsider
  • BAMF Mrs Sandwich

  Summary

  Days were hard for the shopkeepers on Whickber Street. Crowley was drinking, and Mrs Sandwich just wanted to have a cigarette undisturbed.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,842

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  16

  Kudos:

  111

  Bookmarks:

  18

  Hits:

  983

• Wine Thing Led To Another by Scheissemann

  Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  03 Apr 2021

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Drunk Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Crowley Has a Vulva (Good Omens)
  • He/Him Pronouns For Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Comforting Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Crowley is a Mess (Good Omens)
  • Vaginal Sex
  • Vaginal Fingering
  • Top Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Bottom Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Insecure Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Established Relationship
  • Crowley Has PTSD (Good Omens)
  • Sort Of
  • Crowley Has a Praise Kink (Good Omens)

  Summary

  Aziraphale came home late one night, and was greeted by a very drunk, very moody demon.
  Sex ensued, yep.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,143

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  7

  Kudos:

  223

  Bookmarks:

  20

  Hits:

  3,389

• Goodwill by Scheissemann

  Fandoms: Fight Club - Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club (1999)  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  02 Mar 2021

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Tyler Durden/Narrator
  • Narrator & Marla Singer
  • Narrator (Fight Club)
  • Tyler Durden
  • Marla Singer
  • Masturbation
  • Dildos
  • first time prostate orgasm
  • yeah it's smut but there's nothing sexy
  • cuz it's me
  • oh I'm crap at this
  • yep I write NSFW stuff when stressed
  • And I regret everything

  Summary

  “我们之间其实是个三角。我想要泰勒。泰勒想要玛拉。玛拉想要我。
  我不想要玛拉，泰勒也不想让我围着他转，不再想了。”

  Language:

  中文-普通话 國語

  Words:

  2,679

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  6

  Kudos:

  10

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  631

• 水上飞机(The Hydroplane) by Scheissemann

  Fandoms: Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  18 Jan 2021

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Nick Carraway/Jay Gatsby
  • Nick Carraway & Jay Gatsby
  • Nick Carraway
  • Jay Gatsby
  • I have no idea what I'm writing
  • just some weird headcanon of mine
  • First Kiss
  • No Smut

  Summary

  盖茨比死去了，人们抛弃了他。而尼克需要自己设法处理开始于一次飞行的那个夏天。

  Language:

  中文-普通话 國語

  Words:

  2,613

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  10

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  336

• 溯流(Upstream) by Scheissemann

  Fandoms: The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck-Don Rosa, Disney Ducks (Comics)  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  16 Jan 2021

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Scrooge McDuck/"Glittering" Goldie O'Gilt
  • Scrooge McDuck
  • "Glittering" Goldie O'Gilt
  • Original Female Character(s)
  • these ol' ducks make me sappy af
  • just me being a nut job
  • as always

  Summary

  又名《看完克朗代克系列后意难平成祥林嫂的我》TT

  Language:

  中文-普通话 國語

  Words:

  2,357

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  6

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  226