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  1. Public Bookmark 55

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    Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types  

    12 Jun 2026

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    "I'll climb it," Geralt said, crossing his arms stubbornly.

    Jaskier stared in disbelief.

    “You, Brick Shithouse of Rivia, think that the upper branches are going to support your weight?” 

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    Jaskier's good at climbing.

    Like.

    Really good.

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    Shane Hollander is Dating a Nice Man From Montreal! by

    Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    16 Mar 2026

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    Shane Hollander has a secret boyfriend, and it’s not Ilya Rozanov. That’s for the best, though, because Shane’s boyfriend is absolutely perfect on paper. He’s also completely on board with the need to keep their relationship out of the press to avoid ruffling any feathers at the MHL commissioner’s office.

    There’s only one problem with Shane’s boyfriend. He’s not Ilya Rozanov.

    (Canon divergence where Ilya and Shane do separate photo shoots pre-rookie season and never hook up. Somehow. So then Shane has a “normal” dating life.)

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    19 Jul 2026

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    bro code by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    08 Apr 2026

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    Marleau has no clue how to help Roz, but when he sees him struggling after his Montreal girl dumps him, he knows he’s going to have to figure it out. Whether Roz wants him to or not.

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    Ilya very much does not want to be helped right now, but thankfully for Ilya, Cliff is not asking his opinion on the matter.

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    13 Jul 2026

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    'You feel good' by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    12 Jul 2026

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    13 Jul 2026

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    baby, I wanna be the top of your list by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    10 Jul 2026

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    Statistically speaking, there was a very long list on one end which Shane sat solidly at the top of. On the other end, there was a list with only one name on it.

    Shane was the best of everyone Ilya had ever fucked.

    Sasha was the best to ever fuck Ilya.

    Shane would never have gotten two Stanley Cups if he didn’t know how to pivot and change direction when needed.

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    12 Jul 2026