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Things That Are Broken... by Sarcasm_Is_My_First_Language
Fandoms: Now You See Me (2013)
08 Dec 2016
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"...Can Always Be Fixed"
SLIGHT AU: What would happen is circumstances were a bit different for the youngest horseman? If life was a bit more difficult, if he'd turned out just a little more broken... From First Sightings, to First Meetings, through pain and injury and love and family... Meet Jack Wilder and the family fate chose for him. -
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The Realisation of Stiles, otherwise known as 'Stiles the Whore'
In which Stiles realises something about herself and wonders how in hell and God's name with all her infinite genius she could've missed it.
'But when she thinks about it… She has actually… with all of them… "Oh god," Stiles groans. "I'm a whore…"'
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"Magic costs," the djinn said. "What is his life worth to you?"
"Everything," Frank replied.
Or, the story in which Frank Castle made a deal with a djinn to save Matt Murdock's life.
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27 Jun 2026
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Sitting beside his wife and children’s graves, Frank makes an unexpected confession to the Devil. He doesn’t expect the Devil to answer. Later, when Frank’s in hot water again, he’s somehow still surprised when the Devil turns up to help.
Set during S2 of The Punisher.
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27 Jun 2026
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Instead of waiting for the police in the graveyard post Irish warehouse, Matt takes Frank home with him and handcuffs him to his dishwasher. Neither are sure why he's there.
Basically, what happens when Frank goes to the gala with Matt instead of Elektra.
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27 Jun 2026
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of inappropriate advices and other side projects, The Machine by Rosslyn
Fandoms: Person of Interest (TV)
10 May 2013
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"Do we still have milk?" John asks, unabashed.
Negative, the text says.
"I just bought some last -" Harold begins, indignant.
Expired, the text flashes.
"Well," John says. "it does see everything, you know."Bookmarked by Sarcasm_Is_My_First_Language
25 Jun 2026
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"It's got to be some messed-up new designer drug," Carter said.
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25 Jun 2026