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It was an accident the first time.
(One could argue that it wasn't even an accident the first time. Grace could argue this, and he would argue this, probably questioning, how does someone masturbate accidentally??? To which Rocky would then point to Portable Earth Thinking Machine and bring up the many definitions of the very word accident—one being "lack of intention or necessity," which is what Rocky means in this particular case.)
…admittedly, it doesn't quite work. Rocky didn't start pleasuring himself accidentally after all—that was very intentional, as much as he'd hate to admit it, but he'd rather jump out of Mary's airlock than explain that to Grace.
So no, not quite an accident. Not exactly the word that fits this peculiar situation he's gotten himself into.
Rocky just didn't intend for it to go this far.
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Satisfied, Phoenix took the other glass and started drinking some of his own. Edgeworth settled his glass down on the nightstand and looked at him intensely.
He lowered his glass a bit, tilting his head. “What is it?”
“This is not a dream…is it?” Edgeworth mused, before shaking his head. “No, I don’t think it is.”
Phoenix smiled softly before taking another sip of his water.
“If this were one of my usual dreams, we’d be kissing.”
Phoenix promptly inhaled his water, going into a coughing fit.
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- Part 1 of drunken confessions prompts
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too hot to handle by Samioli for wr1ghtw0rth (MusicalKit)
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
03 Oct 2024
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A few minutes pass in comfortable silence, Phoenix trying to just cool off, but it’s taking a while. He sighs. “Ugh, what I’d do to feel the cool air on my skin. It’s too damn hot.”
Miles’s hand pauses whatever he is writing. “Well,” he begins, voice strangely tight and careful. “You could always strip down further.”
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During a heatwave in Japanifornia, Phoenix cools off in Edgeworth's office, unaware that things are about to get much, much hotter.
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The actual ceremony was absolutely gorgeous. It was a wonderful start to a wonderful day. A day that had been breathtaking and would most likely continue being so.
However, there is only one problem.
Miles is about to ruin the reception of his own wedding.
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At his wedding reception, Miles is overcome with love and desire for his husband. Written for Lawfully Wedded: An Ace Attorney Wedding Zine.
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Knots twist in his stomach and nausea suddenly takes him, but the things Miles feels the most are anger and confusion because it seems as though the fates, god, or the universe itself wants to punish him for eternity, to make him have these thoughts and desires but to never be able to actually obtain them—
And it all comes crashing at once, that this is a punishment, it has to be, that’s the only thing that makes sense, the only logical explanation for why his heart doesn’t agree with his body, that he’s cursed to live like this forever because he deserves it, deserves to feel miserable after everything that’s happened, after everything he’s done—
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A story about Miles Edgeworth exploring and understanding his sexuality throughout the years—or the seeming lack thereof—along with his confounding feelings toward Phoenix Wright.
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project get grace off by flirty_vagabond
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
06 Jul 2026
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Grace had an aversion to swearing that Rocky couldn’t understand - which was frustrating since obviously Rocky had wanted to learn every Eridian curse word under the sun after they’d learned to communicate. It was an overall stupid and inconsequential thing, but he was just itching to hear him let loose a squeaky, frustrated fuck.
Rocky added that to his ever growing mental list of things he wanted to do with him: get Gracie off so good he finally said fuck.
Rocky was confident in his abilities to make it happen.
He’d be the best damn lay Grace ever had, actually. Alien species, be damned. Rocky was nothing if not adaptable and teachable; he aimed to please. He’d do whatever necessary to aid his best friend in succumbing to absolute bliss. It was a little ridiculous how fast that had become his new life’s mission.
Project Get-Grace-Off.
God, Rocky needed to get laid; he might be losing his mind
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14 Jul 2026
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Grace teaches Rocky a new word. It has some…unexpected consequences.
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04 Jul 2026
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need that midnight rendezvous by halfhope (codesandhearts)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
29 May 2026
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“I suppose what it comes down to is when you sleep, you trust me so much that I could do anything to you. And you’d let me.”
His claw tugs. Grace moans. Every heart in Rocky sings.
“Good,” Rocky says. “You’ll sleep now.”
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sleeping with someone while they're actively sleeping is not a thing for Rocky, until Grace.
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- Part 1 of no choice but to love you
Bookmarked by Samioli
28 Jun 2026
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The Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known by SerotoninShift
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
19 Jun 2026
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After the Taumoeba leak, after I decided to die after all and turned my ship around to save Rocky, after Rocky's frantic calculations about food supplies, Taumoeba multiplication rates, and human caloric intake needs, after we realized that with some rationing and luck I would make it, but that we were headed toward the unknown territory of trying to rapid-prototype me a life support system and synthetic food supply on an inhospitable planet: after all of that, after everything, I shouldn't have been surprised that it only took a few months on board the Hail Mary for things to get weird.
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When Rocky's mating cycle starts and doesn't stop, he has no one to turn to but Grace.
His cycle never would have started in the first place if Grace wasn't so very.. wet..
But it's never just about the mating, is it?
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Adrian's guide to falling in love with Rocky's leaky space blob (in two seconds flat)Bookmarked by Samioli
13 Jun 2026