Sally_Boomer
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The New Son of Krypton by Sally_Boomer
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
06 Jun 2026
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Superman whipped the condensation on the healing-vessel window with a shaky hand, the oppression on his chest only growing more overwhelming the more he cleared the view.
Then he saw it.
There, floating in the fluid, was a foetus.
“Kelex.” Kal’s voice came broken and strangled, and a little hysterical, “Kelex, what is inside?”
“A Kryptonian-human, Kal-El.” Replied the AI, “A descendant designed to better adapt to the planet chosen to board the House of El. A new type of Kryptonian for a new planet.”
“A hybrid for…” Started Kal, only to stop mid-sentence, suddenly assaulted by a dreadful realisation. “Which human? Whose DNA did you take for this? From whom did you take the human sample?”
“Your chosen mate, Kal-El. Batman.” Kelex answered without pause, as if the answer was obvious.
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Superman, who has been secretly in love with his best friend for over a decade, accidentally baby traps Batman with a human-kryptonian child.
Or Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne are Conner Wayne's biological parents, and they may or may not fall in love while raising their child together.
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How to throw a wedding party by Sally_Boomer
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
12 Oct 2025
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Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent are getting married, and they are going to make it everyone's problem. The tale of the Wayne-Kent wedding party, as witnessed by an innocent waiter stuck in the middle of the chaos.
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"Did you have sex with Batman?" Mustered Two-Face in through clenched teeth, dangerously hovering over Brucie, "Do you fuck villains too?"
Brucie's grimace made Jeremy's – and Two-Face's – jaws surrender to gravity.
HAD THIS MAN ANY SELF-PRESERVATION INSTINCTS?
"I am kind of busy at the moment, Harvey, get in the fucking queue!"
Mr Dent looked at Brucie as if he were a bottle of cold water in the middle of the desert.
"Not like that, you bloody idiot!"
Oh My God! Cried the waiter, wishing the ground would swallow him whole.
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How to woo your in-laws by Sally_Boomer
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
29 Jul 2025
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Clark’s and Bruce’s relationship was doing great.
In consequence, Mr and Mrs Kent decided to invite the Waynes to the farm for dinner. Nothing too formal. No need to bring anything either.
Just a nice family dinner to introduce Bruce as their son’s official boyfriend.
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'Totally, sir, no undisclosed plans concerning Kryptonite were involved in how I met your son.’
Jonathan Kent glared at Bruce’s unreadable expression in silent judgment.
Dick soundlessly screamed behind his napkin.
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It went as well as expected.
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How to woo your Superman by Sally_Boomer
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
06 Feb 2025
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“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single Bruce Wayne in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a Clark Kent.” Or not.
When the Justice League discovers that Superman – who has been nursing a hopeless crush on Batman for ages – bagged a mysterious boyfriend, they are truly happy for him. That this man turned out to be the cheesiest boyfriend ever was a nice plus.
Follow the Justice League discovering how Clark Kent is dating the most whipped, Hallmark Channel Christmas movie male lead character, absolute simp, and an embarrassingly love-struck man who ever walked God’s green Earth, with a sideshow of an increasingly exasperated and fuming Batman at the back.
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Or Superman is himbo, Batman is a yarn ball of repression, and the Justice League is enjoying every second of this reality show.
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Hoshi's Mommy is dying. His Dad told him that he would save Mommy, but Hoshi learnt about vital organ hierarchy with Kai, and he knew that livers are very important organs. He had also heard his dad's sad howls at night when he thought Hoshi was asleep. But Hoshi's Mommy is special. Jongin has friends inside his head and is the most wonderful and tender Mommy in the world even though The Bad People hurt him in the past.
Hoshi knows his Mommy would be safe because Mommy told him that Sehun had saved him long before Hoshi was born, and now they have a pack behind them.
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Or: Jongin is dying and needs a liver transplant, and Sehun is going to get him a liver come Hell or high water. Too bad people around him are intentionally or unintentionally getting in his way and keep pushing his buttons. Also, a story about how everybody finds Kai's and Sehun's relationship at all different levels bizarre for all the wrong reasons because I love outsiders' POV.Special guest Agent Park Chanyeol and his never-ending feud with Sehun.
Series
- Part 3 of Lust for blood