SailorFish
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The stupid thing is that they’re so far down the food chain they didn’t even recognise her as Donna Vongola.
If they had, it would surely be Gokudera-kun being beaten to get her to talk.
Kyouko and Gokudera get kidnapped by some mafia underlings and have to decide how to handle the situation.
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Some Ruminations On Miracles, The Responsibility Thereof by SailorFish
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
21 Mar 2021
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Moist von Lipwig has claimed he received a miracle from the gods. The gods react.
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ABC's (Arpeggios, Books, Coffee) of Love by SailorFish
Fandoms: Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Original Work
23 Oct 2020
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Eurydike knew immediately which one the god-born was. Him and his swagger weren’t hard to miss. He was sitting at the furthest table on the terrace - the one closest to the sea - and he was dressed in a black bomber jacket and sunglasses. The breeze played through his dark curls; his eyes were hidden under sunglasses, but were no doubt some brilliant colour like all the god-born. He had his legs stretched out and his feet propped up on a battered guitar case. Silhouetted against the waves, it made for a handsome picture.
Eurydike scoffed. It was late spring. It wasn’t cold enough to need a jacket and it wasn’t bright enough to need sunglasses.
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Just a modern retelling of an old story.
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Achilles stood up. He had been expecting the stranger since Megaera had stalked past him, elegant despite the anger and blood dripping from her.
An AU where Zagreus was raised by Demeter and ends up fighting his way through the Underworld regardless - just in the opposite direction. Guarding the entrance out is the terrifying monster Cerberus, but guarding the entrance in is Achilles, best of Greeks. And he has strict orders not to let anyone in.
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The Tale of the Cygnet-Princess, of Her Father the Renowned and Mighty Bogatyr Prince Gvidon Saltanovich, and of Her Mother the Beautiful Swan-Queen by SailorFish
Fandoms: Сказка о царе Салтане - Александр Пушкин | The Tale of Saltan the Tsar - Alexander Pushkin, Slavic Mythology & Folklore
29 Aug 2020
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Her swan-mother keened. An abrupt sound, brief and feral; a sound passed down mother to daughter in an unbroken line. One day, the cygnet-princess thought, when her swan-mother died, she would make that same sound too.
A story about immigration and about going "home" for a funeral.
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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Trollmarket by SailorFish
Fandom Tales of Arcadia (Cartoons), Trollhunters (Cartoon)
17 Jun 2018
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Please Step Aside While Hobbitlings Continue Being Awesome by SailorFish
Fandom The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
26 Dec 2013
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Premise of this series:
Thorin becomes King Under The Mountain. He and Bilbo have fallen in love and Bilbo moves to Erebor.Tread Lightly concerns itself with their wedding, and Bilbo's relatives coming to visit for it. His tiny, adorable Hobbitling relatives.
Send Weekly is basically a collection of one-shots taking place in this AU, the majority of which are set during the time of LOTR. (Due to the events of Tread Lightly, the majority of the Fellowship are friends before the Quest begins and Frodo has been raised in Erebor; both facts have quite an effect on the original plot!)
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A canon divergent AU set after the events of Queen of Attolia. After an Attolian soldier is captured in Mede and brought to his master's estate, Kamet knows better than to get involved. He immediately gets involved anyway.
The Attolian was chained securely to the wall by his ankle, but he’d somehow managed to wrestle the handcuffs away from his guard and now he had them clenched in his hands, as though he intended to use them as a weapon. Gods above.
Kamet shook his head at him, careful to stay well out of reach. “You’re scaring the doctor,” he said, in Attolian. “Must we do everything with a knife at your throat?”
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24 Jun 2026
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As more and more people join the party – all of them adventurers of some repute or renown – Astarion becomes all that more disposable in comparison. He endeavors to keep up or be left behind. (Because of course they will leave him behind. Right?) AKA: Act 1 Astarion’s race from a true level one character to team rogue and the rest of the team's reactions to that.
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- Part 4 of Astarion Origin Party Nonsense
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15 Jun 2026
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Three commands has Astarion broken, and now the fourth with a rapier through his gut and crossbow to his skull. Centuries he's wanted to be free—well, here it is. Dirt under his nails and blood behind his fangs. He's free. Isn't he fucking satisfied?
Astarion has not been a person in two hundred years. His journey to become one does not start off well.
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13 Jun 2026
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It goes something like this: Astarion wakes up flat in the dirt, hands tied behind his back, bleeding. His head aches.
Wyll stands over him, uncharacteristically scared. "Astarion," he says, fast and frantic. "Are you back to yourself?"
There are two puncture wounds on his neck.
(It goes something like this: Astarion wakes up. The party says he attacked them. He does not remember this.)
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- Part 1 of opposite of a haunting
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11 Jun 2026
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Jason Todd is dead and Bruce is still grieving when an alternate Bruce Wayne from a different dimension opens a gateway into his house. The alternate’s intentions seem benign, but while Bruce is in his manor he comes across that universe’s Jason, frightened and bruised.
Bruce takes him home but he has no idea what his alternate has truly put Jason through and for his alternate son he’s only traded one captor for another. Jason only sees one way out of the hell he’s in. Someone his old universe doesn’t have. Someone who’ll save anyone, no matter how broken they are.
Somehow he needs to find Batman.
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- Part 20 of Through the Looking Glass
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03 Jun 2026