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    "I don't feel the need to put my tailor and shoemaker out of business in order to demonstrate my recognition of the danger the world is presently facing, Mr. Reese, nor have I considered it appropriate to drink myself to death and save the kaiju the trouble. If that's really the best thing you can imagine doing, I'll leave you to it; if on the other hand you'd be interested in contributing more productively to the defense effort, I can offer you a chance to do so."

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    12 Jul 2026

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    ...the opalescent spangled shine on the absurdly puffed sleeves, the rustle of taffeta and lace skirts: like something between a memory and a dream.

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    12 Jul 2026

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    ORDER 66! Millions of men have been waiting their entire lives to fulfill their duty - with varying degrees of success. Marshal Commander Bly embarrasses the Imperial Army by betraying his life purpose and 'rescuing' his girlfriend Aayla Secura and her padawan Quinlan Vos. Captain Rex embarrasses all of Mandalore by failing to assassinate Ahsoka Tano, Darth Vader's infamous Jedi Master. Qui-Gon Jinn embarrasses everybody one last time by sacrificing his life to help Mace Windu escape. Meanwhile, true patriots like Marshal Commanders Neyo and Bacara murder the Jedi gleefully.

    Marshal Commander Cody hands over his padawan commander Obi-Wan Kenobi to the Empire without complaint. Obi-Wan Kenobi's death at the hands of his former master Darth Vader will happen in darkness, and the galaxy will come to regret it.

    No Chip AU anthology story featuring age swaps, explorations of fascism, and utterly terrible parenting.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Obito Uchiha will admit that he used to be a supervillain.

    Thankfully, a time-traveling ghost cured him of that. He now has a new plan for world peace: kidnap Sakura Haruno, teach her the Mokuton, and start a hidden village of peace and love. A child utopia will definitely save them all. If not, mass brainwashing stays Plan B.

    In which the best revenge is living well, and one-upping Kakashi Hatake.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    The first time Gwaine uses his new set of dice, he realizes they're enchanted.

    By the fourth time he rolls them, he's beginning to suspect that a better description might be cursed.

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    17 Jun 2026