SaffieDarling
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Five Things Nobody Tells You About Loving Eliot Spencer by SaffieDarling
Fandoms: Leverage
20 Jun 2013
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Alt Title: 'Sleeping with the Enemy - He's Totally An Enemy if he Kicks You In His Sleep'
"Eliot looked at Hardison the way he always does when Hardison says something Eliot finds appalling, like ‘why can’t I drink orange soda with my filet mignon’ or ‘yeah, I had to borrow your paring knife to strip a cable’ and shifted slightly."
Pretty much what it says on the tin, really.
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"...right now, Hardison was willing to let Eliot to develop a taste for hobbit/dwarf interspecies bondage porn just so long as he retained his affinity for sucking Hardison's cock. Preferably for, like, ever."
A night in Hardison's apartment. There's a bit of schmoop, and something almost approaching a story if you squint, but it's mainly porn. And a bit of snarking. But mainly porn.
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Roy Kent's Dramatic but Inevitable Jamie Tartt Induced Bisexual Awakening by chelicerata
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
02 Jul 2023
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When Roy’s world gets turned upside down, it’s because of Jamie.
Fucking typical.
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Bookmarked by SaffieDarling
09 Jul 2023
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Extracurricular by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
10 Aug 2020
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“They make thimbles for this exact reason.” Felix says, as if it is perfectly normal for Dorian to be forcing needles through what looks like spandex.
Spandex.
“Dorian, darling, blink twice if you’re being held against your will.”
“Ha.” Dorian deadpans, and then goes back to sewing what looks eerily like a homemade supersuit.
Which he should not be doing, because he is a science teacher and The Iron Bull works at his school.
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Adventures in punch-clock villainy, teaching high schoolers, and falling in love.
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27 Aug 2022
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A Gentleman's Guide to Love and Larceny by AuditoryCheesecake, uniqueinalltheworld
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition
29 Dec 2020
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Every glittering city has its shadowy underbelly, and the spectacle of the Orlesian World's Fair attracts all sorts of attention. Four of the greatest thieves and con men in the city have set their eyes on a prize that will make them legends-- if they can survive the attempt.
Dorian, a forger with a flair for the dramatic and a reputation for vanishing into thin air, joins up with the famous Iron Lady and Red Jenny, as well as the enigmatic con man Iron Bull, to make the Heart of the Dales, the pinnacle of the crown jewels, disappear in plain sight.
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- Part 6 of Team AU's Adoribull Advents
Bookmarked by SaffieDarling
18 Aug 2022
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Dorian rolls onto his side to face him, squinting in the mid-morning light. "You wanted to talk, last night. So talk."
"Mm, not like this." Bull cracks his neck, stretches his free arm above his head. Dorian doesn't even pretend he's not watching the muscles shift in Bull's shoulder. "You don't talk about sex in bed."
Bookmarked by SaffieDarling
19 Jun 2022
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“Hm,” Bull said, thoughtfully. “Something I’ve been curious about. Solas.”
“You want to talk about another man now?” Dorian said.
Bookmarked by SaffieDarling
05 Jun 2022