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    “Why do I taste blood in your mouth, solnyshko?”

    “I told you, my ex said it’s annoying when I’m too loud during sex. I guess it’s a habit. I bite my tongue sometimes so you won’t have to hear me that much.”

    “And I told you, I need you to give me the name of this ex so I can kill him with my bare hands. Is very serious matter.”

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    23 May 2026

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    Shane Hollander refuses to show up to Rose Landry’s wedding alone after having his heart broken by the man-of-honour.

    Enter Ilya Rozanov, charming date-for-hire and possibly the hottest man Shane has ever seen. Shane needs him to play the perfect boyfriend for just one weekend.

    Trouble is, Ilya may be a little too good at the job.

    or: Ilya is worth every cent but won’t accept any money and Shane is about to become the biggest cliché of all time (who falls for the guy they hired to be their boyfriend?).

    Client!Shane x Escort!Ilya
    💸The Wedding Date inspired AU

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    23 May 2026

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    “You could date me,” Rozanov says nonchalantly.

    Wait. What?

    Shane is sure he must’ve misheard. He stares at the other boy in disbelief, his mouth hanging slightly open.

    “What?” he asks aloud, because surely Rozanov must’ve hit his head or something.

    But the blond man just shrugs casually. “You need hot fake boyfriend. I am available.”

    or, the fake dating hollanov fic, in which Shane desperately wants his ex to think that he's no longer hung up on him and his rival Ilya Rozanov is more than happy to help.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    “What the fuck?!” Shane whispered to him. This isn’t funny. Fuck off.

    Rozanov picked up Shane’s phone. He handed it to him wordlessly and then steadied his hands on the table. He was breathing a little hard, and he still looked panicked.

    Shane glanced down at his phone. The university alert was his first notification.

    “!Alert Michigan!
    Emergency: Armed, dangerous person on or near campus. Go inside now; avoid windows. alertmichigan.mich.edu”

    And then everything went black.

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    Or: AU where Shane and Ilya are both student hockey players at the University of Michigan. They've been ignoring each other since last season until they have to shelter-in-place together during a school shooting.

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    23 May 2026

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    Shane Hollander is just trying to survive NYU biochemistry, hockey practice, and the graveyard shift at 7-Eleven. He's too exhausted to notice that his new regular customer is Russian mafia, or that Ilya's interest in him goes beyond terrible coffee and cookies.

    When Ilya hands him a $10,000 designer scarf and matching gloves, Shane doesn't panic. He sells them for next month's rent. Any normal person would be terrified. Instead, Shane uses the leftover money to buy a Hello Kitty watch, pastel pink, childish, utterly incongruous with the danger circling him. He wears it to his next night shift without irony or apology.

    Ilya notices immediately. He is fascinated.

    (Currently under major editing. Can still be read.)

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    23 May 2026