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    "Alright, sweetums. Let’s get that nose of yours back in its original spot.”

    He grabs the kids face gently, tilting his head towards himself. Wade takes his thumb and–wait–what the fuck?
    Wade tilts his head to the side in utter confusion as he tries to understand what in the shit fuck is happening right now. Not only is his nose magically unbroken, but the black eye has faded into a lighter shade and his split lip looks less swollen. He runs a thumb over his nose gently to check to see if it's indeed intact, leaning in close with a quizzical frown. All Wade can find is the yellowish hue of a healing bruise that was once there. Is he a mutant with a healing factor? How many mutants does he know? Not exactly many. How many mutants does he know that are as pretty as this? His eyes scan down the length of his body, trying to figure out the puzzle in front of him on the table. He’s just missing some pieces…

    What is he not seeing?

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    “Spidey, Babe,” Deadpool stood up now, his hands placating, “The only reason I don’t already know your identity is that I think it’ll ruin my chances to tap that if I don’t let you tell me yourself. And I like a bit of a slow burn, identity reveal, okay? Sue me.”

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    Peter is teaching Deadpool how to be less violent, and Deadpool is teaching Peter how to keep Spider-Man a well-kept secret. Mutual pining and superhero shenanigans ensue!

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    The cliche-yet-underrated (and under-written) trope where Peter Parker works at Sister Margaret's, except in this one, Sister Margaret's has been converted into a popular mutant-friendly bar, and no one can figure out how exactly Peter fits in.

    That is, until Wade gets just a little too pushy and reveals way more than just Peter's mutation.

    Or, 5 times someone comes close to figuring out Peter's identity, and 1 time that someone actually does (and Peter is all too happy about it).

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    “Hi! I’m Spider-Man, the big guy is Deadpool - don’t worry he’s mostly harmless- and the sulking one with horns is Daredevil. We don’t really have any clue as to where you came from but we can help you find your way home.”

    Maybe Dick went insane. One too many hits to his head and he’s hallucinating strange bug kids, devil-ninjas with horns and… whatever the fuck Deadpool is.

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  5. Public Bookmark 15

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    “That’s… a WikiHow article.”
    “Yes.”
    “Tony, you’re one of the smartest people currently alive, and you’re reading a WikiHow article on caring for a dragon.”
    “It comes with pictures,” Clint chimes in.

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    Peter, still in the way-early days of Spider-Man, suddenly finds himself in the body of a small dragon and is temporarily taken in by the Avengers.

    Things go about as well as you’d expect.

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