RedintheMoonlight
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General, Where Do Babies Come From? by RedintheMoonlight
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
25 May 2026
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"Soon into the start of the war, accounts began popping up about clone children or clone hybrids, born from natural births. The Kaminoans were very displeased, to say the least.
Instead of realizing their error and educating the next generations of clones, the Kaminoans simply upped the surveillance and punishment of the cadets they trained. Even accessing the holonet was punishable by decommissioning. Each new class of shinies seemed to be more ignorant than the last.
It was sad, really. Cody had heard many of their insane sex theories firsthand, and some were truly jaw-dropping. The Commander may not know much himself, but he knew something had to be done.
Cody had swallowed his pride and brought up the subject with the one natborn he trusted above all others. Which is how they all ended up here.
Sex Ed with General Kenobi."
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The Galactic Family Goes Nuclear? by RedintheMoonlight
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
15 Nov 2025
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“General, it’s not just leading troopers that concerns me.” Cody raised his voice in annoyance. “If I may speak freely, it is just plain reckless to be deployed alone on some–”
“Uh oh…there they go again…” Ahsoka giggled and looked at Anakin.
“Oooooooo! Mom and Dad are fightinnnnng,” Anakin jeered.
“We are not fighting,” said Obi Wan sternly. “We are simply having a disagreem—wait, who would be whom in this scenario of yours?”
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Ahsoka and Anakin force their “parents” into a parenting contest, resulting in fights, sweet moments, laughter, and general chaos.
Fic is completed and will be updated weekly.
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Remove my armor, and I'll remove yours by RedintheMoonlight
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
05 Nov 2025
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“Offer?” Obi Wan mocked confusion. “What offer?”
“For, uh…your lesson,” Cody pleaded for him to understand, “your mouth lesson. The, uh, the next step.”
“Ahh,” Obi Wan pretended to understand just then, “you mean a blowjob lesson. Is that what you’re requesting?”
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Jedi Knight Obi Wan Kenobi teaches Captain Cody all about blowjobs, and Cody teaches him back…
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here comes a feeling you thought you'd forgotten by unicornpoe
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
11 Aug 2020
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Martin gathers blankets and pillows, the softest he can find; he arranges them on his couch as if making a nest and he doesn’t think about the small warm shape Jon’s body will leave behind him when he wakes, and he doesn’t think of Jon’s hair spread over cool white cotton like seaweed on an empty beach.
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Jon has been evicted. Jon can't sleep. Jon can't let himself have nice things.
Martin thinks he has a solution to all three problems.
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EDIT 12/3/20: This work will remain unfinished.
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19 Jun 2026
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Elias Is Run Over By A Cyclist (And Dies) by briarfairchild
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
26 Oct 2025
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Snail Elias is on his way to a hot slimy date with snail Peter when a dastardly cyclist runs him over.
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- Part 25 of Whumptober 2025
- Part 32 of The Man Who Died A Lot
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11 Jun 2026
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Come, my dear, and be a part of my home by iamcringebutiamfree
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
09 Jan 2023
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They saw new sides of each other, living together. Martin got to see pre-coffee Jon – a monster made of bedhead and irritability – and Jon, while helping Martin convert the couch-bed back into a couch, saw Martin genuinely angry for the first time. (It was odd to think that there was a level of unhappiness Jon hadn’t seen from him, given their recent experience of nearly being eaten by worms together, but that rusted goddamn bedframe was enough to bring it out in him.) As Martin broke out some of the more creative curses in his repertoire, Jon gave up on the bed to simply watch in awe.
They learned other things about each other as well. Jon was a surprisingly courteous houseguest (courteous to a fault, if anything - he must have said the sentence “Whatever you want is fine” about 15 times as they were figuring out dinner plans, which was nice and all but not helpful, Jon!) and a surprisingly heavy sleeper. He liked to wear socks around the house, and he never remembered to refill the brita, and he sang in the shower, surprisingly well.
After Leitner's death, Jon flees to Martin's apartment. Some things change, many stay the same.
Updates on Sundays.
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- Part 1 of Jmart Roommate AU
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11 Jun 2026
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Jon wanted to ask Martin out for months, but after too many dates that ended the exact moment he came out, he hasn’t managed to scrape together the courage just yet. Meanwhile, Martin desperately wants to ask Jon on a date as well, but he isn’t quite sure what to make of all the mixed signals Jon sends his way. And then there’s Jon’s flatmate Tim, who accidentally finds himself in the middle of all this after meeting Martin on a night out…
In the end, it might just take a supernatural encounter and a desperate rescue mission to sort out all this mess.
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11 Jun 2026
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His Disobliging Ways by briarfairchild for A_Door
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
14 Oct 2023
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“Come on, boss,” Tim says. “You’re going to have to help us out here. If it’s really you, give us a meow?”
Jon hates all his assistants. Every single one of them. But, on balance, he supposes it’s best if they are cognisant of the whole situation, so he reluctantly opens his mouth and gives his crossest, least friendly meow.
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Or, when Jon reads a Leitner and is turned into a cat, Martin is the only one who can take him home overnight. And, to top things off, it’s a Friday, so they’re going to have to spend the whole weekend together.
Surely things can only go downhill from here.
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08 Jun 2026