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    status quo by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    05 Jan 2023

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    “So, you’re investigating this not-so-bad-bad-guy, and you’re coming out of his apartment at—" Wade tilts his head to the side, just enough to check his watch “—almost exactly the time you usually start your patrol.”

    Peter chews on the inside of his cheek. “Yep,” he decides on.

    “And — just to be clear — I definitely shouldn’t unalive this guy instead of the douchebag across the street.”

    “Definitely not,” Peter agrees. “No one would like that.”

    Wade bangs his head against the fire escape again. “Okay, Webs. This one’s just to gauge if you’re smarter than a fifth grader: how much of that do you think I actually believe?”

    Or: Somehow, the components of Peter’s secret identity keep crumbling all around him.

    Also: He’s running out of excuses not to tell Wade that he’s in love with him.

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    i know for a fact i'm on your mind (like all the time) by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    07 Dec 2022

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    Actual, molten lava floods into Peter. It explodes into existence somewhere in his stomach and climbs all the way up to his ears. He’s on fire from the inside out, his ears ringing as his mortification mounts.

    “Hooh boy,” Wade says, for some reason still in the bathroom. “Super sorry about this, Petey-pie. I mean, I didn’t know what was going on in here when I walked in, and then when I did know, I couldn’t just walk back out—"

    “I’m going to kill you,” Peter hisses.

    Or: Wade keeps catching Peter in the act. Peter might seriously, actually die.

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    i could show you by

    Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types  

    12 Jan 2022

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    "They always insist on going down on me and I have to pretend like they’re The One who’s finally good at it. But no one’s good at it. It’s just something that doesn’t feel good.”

    Wade’s eye twitches.

    Peter glares at him. “Say it.”

    “I’m afraid I’m going to have to insist that they’re all bad at it, baby boy.”

    Or: Peter has never had a good experience getting head. Wade swears he can change his mind.

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    the toiling triumph of reflections by for Anna_Hopkins

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - All Media Types  

    28 Mar 2024

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    As soon as Voldemort apparated away, Harry could tell. Nagini could too, he knew it in how she began to coil more firmly around his body.

    Remus seemed to steel himself. “Harry, Harry now is our chance, we can-”

    Nagini let out a loud hiss, neck arching into a powerful S-shape as she anchored herself on Harry, and he winced. She was heavy, and her coils were tight. He knew she meant to be protective, but… “Nagini, you’re hurting me,” He told her softly, lifting his hand that wasn’t trapped beneath the heavy snake to run down her back. “I’m not going to go with him, but please-”

    He couldn’t even look at Remus, terrified that the man would have a disgusted expression on his face, shock and horror evolving into hate - he’d seen it hundreds of times before.

    (Harry works on a revolution. Voldemort patches his broken heart.)

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    25 Jun 2026

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    clear sight by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - All Media Types  

    02 Jul 2023

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    Snape does not know how to teach, always shouting rather than guiding his students to the correct answers, so why would he know how to teach Occlumency? Harry's mind is far more fragile than he knows, and tearing into it rips him open to bleed.

    Voldemort feels one of his horcruxes, fluttering in death throes, and acts.

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