Ratbear70
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We Will Walk Together into the House of God and Burn Down in It by Ratbear70 for structural_sentimental
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
03 Jan 2023
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The 500 years spent planning Dios Apate Major. There's cat fights and sex and awkward discussions and the grief that comes from loving a God that betrayed you. Featuring the most divorced immortal couple of all time.
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This is true love. Think this happens every day? by Ratbear70 for igneousbitch
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
26 Oct 2021
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Seeking help online- URGENT!!!
I tried to confess to my longtime crush/rival by quoting The Princes Bride at her (YAKNOW WESLEYS AS YOU WISH) but she's never seen it???
What do I do now??? I was already planning out our wedding but now I don't even know.-Navvsty
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ship-to-ship combat by pomeloquat
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
03 Jan 2024
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"Clark. What the hell is this," Lois asks, staring at Clark's Bruceman WIP folder. Clark's first instinct is to fly away, but that would still leave his fic on display for her to see. His second instinct is to blast a hole straight through his laptop screen with his heat vision, which isn't much better.
Clark, in an attempt to make some spare cash, unintentionally stumbles into the world of superhero fanfiction, becomes a prolific writer for Gotham's OTP, and tries his best to fend off rival fans who want him to convert to superbat instead.- Language:
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Bookmarked by Ratbear70
01 May 2026
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A Family History Rewritten by MysticMalady, TheBestTinyDragon
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
15 Oct 2023
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Given all the things that had happened to him, one would expect Timothy Drake to have become inured to the unexpected. And for the most part, this was the case. However, some things were just so goddamn weird that he had no idea how to deal with them.
Getting blown up in a warehouse and somehow thrown into a different dimension and around twelve years into the past would be one of those things. Everything he had, gone in seconds. But that didn’t mean things were hopeless. In fact, there was a great deal of hope around him, and a great many things to fix.
After all, never let it be said that Tim was one to waste an opportunity.
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- Part 1 of Sins of the Father
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25 Feb 2026
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Death Before Inaction by hppjmxrgosg
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), The Defenders (Marvel TV)
13 Jun 2026
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“Fuck off, Nicky.”
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“Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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“You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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“God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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“Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.
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26 Nov 2025
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Gained in Translation by L3T5_G3T_KR4K3N
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
17 Nov 2024
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Nothing destroys proper negotiations like a language barrier, even more so when you're relying on magical translation arrays. Add in the high stakes of a magically binding contract, the cursed Fenton Luck, and a self-sacrificing man who didn't have the good sense to wait before he fell on his own batarang? You had the combination for a wonderfully disastrous misunderstanding.
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His mentor’s tone was filled with shocked awe as he stated, “You just proposed marriage to the most emotionally repressed member of the Justice League.”
“What?! That’s not what I said!”
“How,” Clockwork asked, “did you even manage that?”
“I don’t know!” Danny tossed his arms sharply into the air in exasperation as he explained, “I just asked for his name!"
"You asked for more than that."
[Cross posted on Wattpad, Username: L3T5G3TKR4K3N]
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02 Mar 2025
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Destroy the middle by General_Jellyfish
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), DCU
04 Oct 2023
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He could remember drawing the gang members out of the subway and into the open.
Spider-Man flung himself through the air and they kept–
BANG BANG! BANG BANG BANG! BANG!
–shooting. He aborted for cover- no. He’d swung to. . . get someone to safety.
A kid, he thinks.
The details-
BANG BANG BANG!
Alone, desperate, and struggling to survive in a completely new universe, Peter Parker just wants to go home.
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21 Nov 2024