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  1. Public Bookmark 58

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    Zoro is completely burned out by work. His father never misses a chance to remind him that “work-life balance” is a necessity... Not that Zoro has any idea what that’s supposed to look like.

    Perona, his relentlessly meddling sister, decides the solution is obvious: if Zoro won’t choose a life outside of work, she’ll drag one to him in the form of a blind date.

    What Zoro doesn’t expect is that one chaotic, bright-smiled stranger might be exactly the kind of disruption his stressful life needs.

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    02 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 35

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    Zoro does everything in threes; it's kind of his thing. So when Sanji says he — the strongest swordsman in the world, adjacent wing to the King of the Pirates, the Demon of the East Blue and King of Hell, Roronoa Zoro — can't keep up with his shithead partner for three measly rounds of sex, he takes it personally.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Liquid courage, drunken decisions, terrible euphemisms, and texts from last night, or: how to think entirely with the booze (and your dick) for once.

    Or: By the time Sanji got to the party, everyone was already drunk.

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    01 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 42

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    Sanji mulls over the admission in his head, tastes the words in his mouth, then rushes to sit across from the two of them and says, “Zoro’s carrying triplets.”

    Nami’s eyes bug out, and her mouth opens in shock. Next to her, Vivi is frozen, equally wide-eyed, her cheeks bulging with a mouthful of tea stuck in her mouth. She swallows it hastily and sputters out a loud, “O-oh my god! Congratulations!”

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Zoro does not have maternal instincts. (Maybe he does. A little bit. But who can blame him when Chopper is so cute.)

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    25 Jun 2026