PyroGremlin



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    Luke is fine.

    Who cares that he lives alone in an old Colonial house with his scary mom? Who cares that he spends more of his time hiding inside of closets than out? Who cares that he’s never had gelato before, or that he’s never had a hot meal that hasn’t come directly from the microwave?

    Percy does, apparently. And now he won’t leave Luke alone. Just who is this ‘Percy’ guy, anyway? And why is he dead set on convincing Luke that he’s his uncle?

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    18 Jun 2026

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    “What, like—when Cheetahs get emotional support dogs?” Tim still sounds groggy. “I’m your emotional support human?”

    “More like, ’bonded pair, do not separate.’” Kon mutters. “They want me to acclimate to my enclosure.”

    Or: Kon and Tim get kidnapped for display in an alien zoo. They only really wanted Kryptonians, but Kon manages to get the zookeepers to believe the human he came with is necessary for his general well-being.

    It only gets worse from there.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    "Please Gandalf... please don't tell him." She begged, her voice thick with emotion and unshed tears.

    Gandalf met her eyes with as forlorn an expression as she'd ever seen on his face. There was such sadness held there at the answer she knew he had to give.

    "It would be a promise I cannot keep." He told her as kindly as he possibly could. "I'd rather not keep a father and his child from each other- a King and his heir even less so."

    Billa looked away but didn't flinch when a warm, rough hand touched her shoulder offering comfort. She desperately needed it. She was so frightened.

    "Did you love him?" She heard him ask. She clung to the sympathy in his voice and nodded as her eyes brimmed with tears.

    "Do you still?"

    The answer was barely a whisper- as small and secret as the fluttering heartbeat under her shaking hand.

    "Yes."

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    11 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 29

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    The people who would one day become known as the Fellowship of the Ring are born with memories of their future- a future that could doom all Middle-Earth, as they cannot see how it ends. And only they can stop it.

    Or, Legolas pretends to be insane for centuries, Gimli somehow ends up on the quest to reclaim Erebor, Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin end up half raised by dwarves, Aragorn and Boromir start a rebellion, and Gandalf just sits back to watch the chaos unfold. Everyone else is, understandably, quite confused, but that just tends to happen when Gandalf is involved.

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    11 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 32

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    Now Bilbo knew that the rest of the Shire considered him mad. The loss of his parents, his thirst for adventure, his fear of the snow, and his distaste for social interaction.

    But nothing put the final nail in the coffin as when this fool of a took decided to take in 2 rambunctious dwarflings.

    But the worst decision of all was getting attached. Or the best, who knows?

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    11 Jun 2026