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Alfred Jones is as poor as they get, living homeless on the streets. He is the type of man that high-paid businessman Arthur Kirkland would never spare a passing glance, but that's about to change. USUK
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Arthur is forced by his parents to leave home and attend university in America. Even worse, he must join the overly masculine fraternity 'Mu Alpha Nu'. Too bad he already knows he would never fit in with those frat barbarians... Or will he? UKUS
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"America….you made a grave, grave mistake," Canada's voice sounded as frosty as a thousand icicles scraping down one's skin, "and you will face the consequences." Canada punishes America...with his hockey stick. CanAme / USCan oneshot
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Alfred is 10 years old and loves being outside because it makes him feel happy and free. He would never give it up for anything... But that might change once he catches a green eyed boy staring at him from a house across the street. USUK children AU.
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My gift for the 2014 USUK Secret Santa. The prompt was 'Secret Service!AU where Arthur is the voice telling agent!Alfred what to do but Alfred has never seen him before'.
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After a humiliating display to his rival in front of the entire Pentagram, Vox believes he’s finally got his revenge on Alastor.
He’s wrong.
One night is enough to turn the tables — and to reveal desires neither of them can yet control. -
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Vox had always known how to recognize power when he saw it.
He simply hadn’t expected to desire it.Especially if it came in the form of a man.
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The haunted couch (and other highly specific traumas) by Satanglish (Satanders)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
27 Apr 2026
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Alastor has a problem.
A very specific problem.
Every time he sits on Vox’s couch, he is assaulted by visions… deeply inappropriate ones involving his host, with far too much detail.
Hallucinations ? Psychic powers ? Leather-induced sensory trauma ?
Either way, one thing is certain:
this couch has to go. -
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After their brutal split at the bar earlier that night, Vox finds Alastor showing up at his place like he’s never seen him before: drunk, unpredictable, and dangerously drawn to him.
Amid power plays, raw emotions, and emotional dependence, their relationship teeters on the edge—where control begins to crack…
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"I'm a tailor, Mr. Whittman. Now, if you could please keep your breathing even..."
Vincent Whittman is a man of scripts, sponsors, and the unforgiving glare of studio lights. A routine Tuesday leads him into a tidy New Orleans tailor shop, where he finds a stillness that feels far too deliberate.
or... Fellas, is it gay to have your suit custom made?