Puddin_The_Jester



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    Simon finds himself alive, missing an arm, and still on the sub. But outside of his prison is music and a voice promising him safety. Despite himself, he decides to believe it.

    Or; Simon ends up on Erid, somehow only 5 inches tall.

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    09 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 38

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    Matt hissed, "Ow," and flinched back when something sharp stung his finger. Tiny made another motion to defend themself and Matt withdrew his arm. "Y'know, most people don't attack the person trying to save them," he said, mildly put out. "I don't want to hurt you. I'm trying to help."

    "The hell you are!" Tiny bellowed with all the ferocity contained in their little body. It was an unexpectedly Herculean amount. "Who set the traps in the first place, huh? Then you come in tryin' to snatch me up like a damn claw machine. 'Help' my ass!"

    "I am trying to help. I'm sorry about the traps - really, I am. I thought I got all of them out. I'm truly sorry. Will you let me fix this? Without stabbing me again? Please?"

    A contemplative silence fell over the two. It was only respectful to ask: as someone who'd been stabbed and shot and hit more times than he could remember, Matt could handle a poke or two. But he didn't like being grabbed without his consent - why would someone who's just a few inches tall?

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    Finch should've known a blind bean oblivious to their borrowing was too good to be true. But why is he so insistent on being nice to them?

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    07 Jul 2026

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    Simon just irradiated 3 people and got dropped back into the blood ocean. He'd love to wallow in his mistakes, but there's something shifting just behind the wall...

    Ryland Grace does not know that "Ryland Grace" is his name, nor does he know where he is or who the hell this scrappy man is next to him.

    (Freshly amnesia-d Grace appears in the SM-13, and now they BOTH have to deal with it)

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Simon forced his eyes open to try and get a glimpse of his salvation. But what was out there was definitely not Heaven. A giant eye was right in front of his window. The massive pupil dilated as it stared at him. He did what he thought any sane person in his situation would do… he screamed.
     

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    The fic where Ryland is accidentally terrifying.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Grace Rocky save stars! They recovered the Taumoeba, sent the probes to Earth, and Ryland returned to Rocky to rescue his new alien best friend. And now they're halfway to Erid! Sure, Grace is a little malnourished, but he can make it! They've been through so much already, there's nothing he and Rocky can't do!

    ...Ok, so this new alien was not predicted and honestly, Grace needs to stop jinxing himself. He's not quite sure he wants to deal with whatever giant thing this is that has now taken interest in the Hail Mary. He needs a nap.

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    25 Jun 2026