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  1. Public Bookmark 25

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    “We’re drunk, Crowley.”

    “Sober up, then.”

    “I —,” Aziraphale hesitated, catching himself; a hard thing to do, when his face was still hot with drunkenness, his tongue far too loose and uninhibited. “I don’t . . . want to.”

    In 1941, an angel and a demon drink together after a harrowing night, and repressed feelings threaten their fragile coexistence.

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    24 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 37

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    The queen raised what would have been eyebrows on most humanoids, gaze darting between Jim and Spock. "Your First Mate?" she asked in a wry tone.

    "A slightly antiquated term, but it means the same."

    "The two of you are mates," Elzora concluded.

    Jim smiled, tightly. It would not be the first time mistranslations had led to the two of them pretending to be married. The first few times they had attempted to deny it but then there had been Varnaac II whose people had been so offended they'd refused to come to the negotiations table until Jim and Spock had told them they were married and simply wished to keep it secret. After that they had thought it better to not to depute the assumption. "Yes, we are."

    or Jim and Spock pretend to be married on an away mission

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Finally, Aziraphale spoke. “You mean to say— you got us married?”

    “Just as a precaution, I never really thought I’d end up discorporated again, it’d been ages, you just don’t get stampedes or assassinations like you used to —”

    “You got us married, and you didn’t tell me?”

    ***

    Crowley gets inconveniently discorporated. And it’s not like it’s ever been easy to get a new body, but this time around, things really aren’t looking good. His new innuendo-obsessed lust-demon of a coworker honestly isn’t helping things.

    Meanwhile, Aziraphale has a dead body to contend with, and an occult mortician & his very normal daughter to fend off. What lengths will he go to in order to get Crowley back to Earth?

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    15 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 22

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    An Angel and a Time Lord cross paths again and again on their parallel journeys home.

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    11 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 66

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    Anathema sighed and wrinkled her nose. Just because she hadn’t yet gone to sleep didn’t mean that it felt any less too early for elaborate explanations. Newt probably wouldn’t understand it, anyways, even though he would try very hard to.

    She simply said, “I think I might have broken them. A bit.”

    “I beg your pardon?”

    Or: the story in which Crowley and Aziraphale try to figure out who they are to each other, and Adam thinks this game is great fun.

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    08 Jun 2026