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my year of sex and exsanguination by thevampireletwat
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
12 Apr 2026
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“I would like to have sex with you.”
Daniel almost chokes on the last dregs of coffee he’s just taken a sip of.
Armand hurries to continue. “I have done my best to suppress my desires, as I did not wish to make you any more uncomfortable in your own home than you already seemed to be.”
“Buddy, you exploded a whole bag of O-neg on grandma Molloy’s Persian rug because you saw me with my tits out.”
Daniel may not be able to see Armand blush, but he can feel the way all the blood rushes to his cheeks.
“Perhaps I was not as subtle as I had thought myself to be.”
The first year of Daniel and Armand’s life together after they reconcile, in four seasons.
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- Part 1 of sex and exsanguination
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14 Jul 2026
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Orochimaru reflects on their body throughout the years. Kabuto reflects on his attraction to it. (Boruto-era KabuOro/OroKabu)
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Jealousy and Science Do Not, in fact, Mix by Anonymous
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), Boruto (Anime & Manga)
17 Jan 2024
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The Hokage needed all of the most brilliant scientific minds within his arsenal working on this project. That meant that everyone had to be serious, for the sake of Konoha. So why exactly was Orochimaru glaring daggers at Katasuke, who was blushing like an idiot at Kabuto, who seemed to be praying to every god in heaven to be sent back home? He hired researchers, not children, damnit!
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Step 100 of Might Gai’s 100 step plan involved a lot of very careful footwork. It was a battle plan ten years in the making, honed through trial and failure like every other technique Gai had worked on in his life. But at last, tonight is the night that Gai will put it all on the line and ask Kakashi to join him in the passionate bloom of springtime!
Kakashi doesn't say no. What he says is much worse than that.AKA: the Konoha sex trauma extravaganza
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Covering the life Kabuto Yakushi spent with Orochimaru.